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Song Parodies -> "I Have Hemorrhoids (That Are Shapped Like Mermaids)"

Original Song Title:

"It's All Been Done"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barenaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"I Have Hemorrhoids (That Are Shapped Like Mermaids)"

Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

ENJOY THIS!!!!!!!
My butt hurt, and it really aches
But look down there, and you'll like what you see
You said no, I said yes
And then you looked

Mermaid-shaped hemorrhoids
Mermaid-shaped hemorrhoids
Mermaid-shaped hemorrhoids on my butt

I went home and played with my dog
He licked them off, and barfed like a frog
I was cured, and happy
But felt really awesome

Mermaid-shaped hemorrhoids
Mermaid-shaped hemorrhoids
Mermaid-shaped hemorrhoids no longer on my butt

And if I put my fingers up there, and if I say
"I love you, dear" to myself
And if I play the same annoying song,
Will you just laugh, shoot me in the foot, and say


Mermaid-shaped hemorrhoids
Mermaid-shaped hemorrhoids
Mermaid-shaped hemorrhoids have turned me off

Now I'm alone and bored on a Friday night
Because you left me, in your own right
Will I watch Jeopardy? Or sing a song?
Or realize that my life is a lie?

Mermaid-shaped hemorrhoids
Mermaid-shaped hemorrhoids
Mermaid-shaped hemorrhoids have ruined my life

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 19

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BLT - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
The Master is back! Sublimey, mate! Hope your dog recovers to lick another day. Here's a pile of 5's.
Mark Scotti - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
i had them bad once: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/melbrookssoundtrack0.shtml
Jonathan S. - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
It doesn't even follow the darn pacing.
Tommy - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment
@Jonathan S. Yes it does! This was great!
Frank Sidebottom - September 27, 2014 - Report this comment
Just what my Friday night needed. The funniest parody I've read on here in a while.

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