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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had a Dollar"

Original Song Title:

"If I Had $1000000"

Original Performer:

Barenaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Had a Dollar"

Parody Written by:

Christina & Lisa

The Lyrics

If I only had a dollar
(If I only had a dollar)
I'd buy a pack of spaghetti
(or maybe even fettuccini)
If I only had a dollar
(If I only had a dollar)
I'd walk down to McDonald s
(And pick up an ice cream cone)
If I only had a dollar
(If I only had a dollar)
I'd buy a slurpee at 7-11
(and I ll get a brainfreeze)
If I only had a dollar I'd be so cheap!

If I only had a dollar
I d spend it ever so wisely
If I only had a dollar
I would beg for more money
If I only had a dollar
Maybe I could get a job and work for cash
Wouldn't that be fabulous?

If I only had a dollar
(If I only had a dollar)
I'd buy a ball point pen
(one that s black or blue or green)
If I only had a dollar
(If I only had a dollar)
I'd buy some coloured yarn
(the kind for hats and fuzzy socks)
If I only had a dollar
(If I only had a dollar)
I'd buy three yellow lemons
(because they re three for 99 cents)
If I only had a dollar I'd be so cheap!

If I only had a dollar
I couldn t buy gifts for all my friends
If I only had a dollar
I d have to take out a million loans
If I only had a dollarI would have to learn to save it
And then bring it to the bank
To get some interest on it!

If I only had a dollar
(If I only had a dollar)
I d buy a birthday card
(right at the large Buck or Two)
If I only had a dollar
(If I only had a dollar)
I'd buy a smelly candle
(that has a scent of sweet vanilla)
If I only had a dollar
(If I only had a dollar)
I'd buy a fake silver chain
(Doesn t it really look real?)

If I only had a dollar, If I only had a dollar
If I only had a dollar, If I only had a dollar

If I didn t have a dollar

I'd be poor!

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