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Song Parodies -> "The Quote Book"

Original Song Title:

"One Week"

Original Performer:

Barenaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"The Quote Book"

Parody Written by:

bubblegum_superstar

The Lyrics

me & my friends have this book, & whenever one of us says something stupid, funny or weird we write it in. This has got a lot of stuff in it where u would have to actually know us, but we find it funny anyway, so u might also.
There's this quote book and it's got some quotes
Some are funny and some of them are dodgy
"No you're wrong! R-O-N-G!"
Sorry Sarah, but that's incorrect spelling

Manda failed her IQ test,
"It feels just like we're playing tennis i mean baseball!"
"Save the Cows! Join the STC!"
But tomorrow is always Saturday, I'm sorry

Manda said "I'm smarter than i think"
Don't tap dance in the sink,
Rosemarie: "Help me superman!"
Lentils in a bun, so much fun
Bread in detergent
Rosemarie doesn't play like a girl, she just can't play

Lauren loves that tree, she said it's just fine
'bout a million times
Manda's got a squishy shoe
Sheree just had a laughing fit
About an oven mit
Lauren "Love love love love" loves you

Hey look a snake, oh it's a fake
I'd like a glass that i can break
Manda said that textas aren't good to use as lipstick
See the show
How about no?
The mobile phone is gonna glow
Coz it's so weird that
Restoring friendship is nuclear

How can I help it if u think the "cat thingy's" bad?
Trying hard not to smile coz Lanai's just sad
She asked "Are you here to give us needles?"
"What are we, flower children?"
On the window sill
Manda has a tendency to wear a hole in her sleeve
Getting a needle: "oh no this is gonna hurt"

Once again, I'll tell you Lauren "Loves this tree"
Rose assures us all that she's not crazy
I hate people that draw on me
I've still got smiley faces on both my knees
You eat spaghetti with a fork not a spoon
Manda always realises this information
Katie's torch had 'bat flatteries'
Sheree is still terrified of 'the cat thingy'

Listen to Manda, and don't eat chicken
She really can't agree that KFC's finger lickin'
Lauren thinks that if you mix molasses
With lots of oats then,
The horses think that they are cookies
When Lanai grows up she'll have her own show,
Eh he eh he no
Katie likes to use the word 'cha'

Rose is always in the mad films
Okay she's not in films
But if she was they'd be 'ha ha'
Lanai, Sheristos and Katie Number 2
Rosemarie and Lauren too
Just so many quotes that make us go 'chachi!'
Gotta get in tune real soon
Coz we're all goons and *boom boom boom* they also
Always think the wrong thing

How can I help it if u think the "cat thingy's" bad?
Trying hard not to smile coz Lanai's just sad
She asked "Are you here to give us needles?"
"What are we, flower children?"
On the window sill
Manda has a tendency to wear a hole in her sleeve
Getting a needle: "oh no this is gonna hurt"

Once again, I'll tell you Lauren "Loves this tree"
Rose assures us all that she's not crazy
I hate people that draw on me
I've still got smiley faces on both my knees
You eat spaghetti with a fork not a spoon
Manda always realises this information
Katie's torch had 'bat flatteries'
We all want more oreos in our McFlurry

We still want more oreos in our McFlurry
We still want more oreos in our McFlurry
Get us more oreos, and you better hurry
thankyou, goodbye, (not to scale)

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