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Song Parodies -> "Yo Mama's so Ugly"

Original Song Title:

"As long as you love me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Yo Mama's so Ugly"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

Yo Mama's so ugly

Either someone's dressed up like the Bride of Frankenstein,
or here comes your mama again.
Never thought I'd ever wish that I was blind
She'd make onions cry on demand.
You ever hear beauticians sob in misery?
George Lucas made masks from her head.
Seen her face in books about prehistory.
We've got an emergency.

I need some

CPR
jugs of rum
a hypnotist
Yo Mama's so ugly
I've been scarred
that's your mom?
Mister, I submit
Yo Mama's so ugly

Every single time that she has met someone,
they think that it's Halloween.
Guess she's never got to see her reflection
She even has hairy teeth

Is her face

smeared with tar?
dead pond scum?
rotting squid?
Yo Mama's so ugly
Push your ma
in a drum
and weld shut the lid
Yo Mama's so ugly

(bridge)
Even the Mormons just call on the phone.
I run for the throne,
When I look into her eyes
All the kids pin tails on your Mom
that's 'cause damn! Yo Mama is ugly, baby.

She strips bare,

people roar
"put it on!"
dude, admit
Yo Mama's so ugly
Tint her car
burn her thong
She's the ugly stick
Yo Mama's so ugly
(yes she is)
So bizarre
she's all wrong.
My lunch split,
Yo Mama's so ugly
au revoir
Mrs Kong
Boy, you must admit
Yo Mama's so ugly

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Kristof Robertson - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Harsh, but strangely appealing...
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Hairy teeth? Cheesus!
Inferno714 - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
That was hilarious, I had a hard time singing it, I was laughing too much. 555.
Claude Prez - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad you told me about this one; it's very much the sort of thing I was going for. Hilarious!
AJ's lover - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
lol, its really funny. it actually works to the song. unlike everything else "anti-backstreet" on this site, this actually made me laugh.

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