Oh my girlfriend's always seemed to be the sneaky type
Wearing those tights on her head
Feeling kind of stupid that she robbed me blind
Maybe I should of noticed

Now I've got a lawyer and have custody
From all the things that she had
My baby said she loved to see the misery
That night that she ambushed me

My baby, stole my car
VCR
What she did
Was my girlfriend robbed me
Credit cards
Carried them off
Such a felony
When my girlfriend robbed me

Everything she wanted has been bagged and gone
Her way of alimony
Its good to see the police have her on the run
Help ease the fear she give me

She took my, new guitar
Sold it off
What she did
Was my girlfriend robbed me
Pool room bar
Caught off guard
But she won't admit
That my girlfriend robbed me - Yeah-ahah

She tried to clear me out of my own home
But shes all alone
When shes seen through your disguise
Suspect posters have her picture on
She wanted, for my baby robbed me again

I don't care what she stole
Where she's gone
For what she did
Was my girlfriend robbed me
Screw the cops
Just please stop
Lost my dignity
When my baby robbed me