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Song Parodies -> "I Want To Break Your Arms"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Never Break Your Heart"

Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"I Want To Break Your Arms"

Parody Written by:

Ronald Bassant

The Lyrics

This parody is about the bully and the bullied and wild dreams of turning the tables.
spoken interlude:
bully, I know you hurt me
right now I feel like I could never walk again
now all I ask is for a chance
to prove that I can kick your butt

from the first day
you let the toilet meet my face
man, I knew that I would be
your flushee forever
ooh, when you stole my chow
I said "no" but you punched me out
won't believe how it hurt
but I'll make sure it won't occur again

I deserve a try, bully, just once
give me a chance and I'll mess your face up
you got men comatose upon touch
but no one's more vengeful than me

I want to break your arms
I want to make you cry
I'd rather die than live black and blue
I'll let you taste my knee
bully, that's no lie
(repeat chorus)

as time went by
you even introduced me
to Mr. Leather
boy, that's how your belt's called, whipped me, whipped me
and you (you) know I hate (know I hate)
to hang from the flagpole (the flagpole)
in my (underwear)
and bleeding from my nose (and bleeding from my nose)

I deserve a try, bully, just once
give me a chance and I'll mess your face up
you got men comatose upon touch (upon touch)
but no one's more vengeful than me
bully, I'll make you weep


I wanna break your arms
no face (no face)
(don't punch me in the face)
no how (make you cry)
(and don't kick below the belt)
all else is fair (don't be mean)
(all else, all else, is fair)
no face (bully, I'm scared)
(you know on second thought)
no how (please don't bite)
(we'll just settle it with chess)
I (final bout)

chorus, excessive ad lib with a fat lip:

I so want to do that to you, bully
oh, just give me a chance
to show I much I loath you
I would die, I would die, if you kicked my butt blue
I'll make you feel a world of hurt on the floor
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna
I wanna
I wanna break your arms
blood will flow, I'll make you shiver, I'll make you shiver
oh, I'll kick you, I'll stomp you, you'll bleed out of your eyes
no one could ever do what I can do to you
bully, I want to break your arms
I'll make you shiver

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