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Song Parodies -> "Jackson's Black....(um, right?)"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)"

Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Jackson's Black....(um, right?)"

Parody Written by:

Chaos Bagel

The Lyrics

One day, Michael Jackson wakes up to find....oh no....!
Oh my God, I'm black again
Somebody call the plastic surgeon
Gonna change my color, show you how
Gotta question for you, better answer now:

Am I a Negroid?
Am I Caucasoid?
Am I Mongoloid?
(sort of...)
Am I every single race
You better check my color now

Check his color
Jackson's black, all right.
Oh, s***, wait, he's white!!

Now throw your hands up in the air
I got a new nose, but please try not to stare
If you want a part of this, let me hear you yell:
"Make me an anthropomorphic white mess as well!"


So everybody, have no fear
I don't do kids, I'm not that queer
With my custom body, you think I'd try?
I guess you didn't see how far my nose can fly...

Chorus (X2)

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Azza&Nazza - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
nice work mate funny stuff
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael Jackson Is White!!!!!!!

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