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Song Parodies -> "My Big A$$ Wife ( The lost parody of Monaco Chris)"

Original Song Title:

"Larger Then Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"My Big A$$ Wife ( The lost parody of Monaco Chris)"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John & Monaco Chris

The Lyrics

I would like to treat you,to what I like to call the lost parody. My cousin mike a.k.a Monaco Chris' brother was one of the first people to finally go into chris' room. He started to go through his computer looking for anything that was important before he ultimately cleaned it out and donated it to a local church....well he found the unfinished lyrics to a parody....Whether or not he planned on it being a duet or not...i thought it was great....so this in a way is Monaco Chris' lost parody....i filled in the gaps. enjoy.
(Monaco Chris: Verse)
I'll crawl up and die
If you fall on my face, tonight
But let me tell you now
That you should be ashamed. alright
All of your time spent on the couch each night

(Monaco Chris: Chorus)
Oh Big Bertha can't you see, can't you see
How your weights affecting our communtiy
When you go down town
Someone always dies
And that makes you my big a$$ wife

(Ghetto John:Verse)
Looking at the crowd
As they see your booty sway, c'mon
Wishin' I could ,make you lose all of that weight, c'mon
Cause all of your fat wont keep you alive

(Monaco Chris: Chorus)
Oh Big Bertha can't you see, can't you see
How your weights affecting our communtiy
When you go down town
Someone always dies
And that makes you my big a$$ wife

all of your fat wont keep you alive

(Monaco Chris: Chorus)
Oh Big Bertha can't you see, can't you see
How your weights affecting our communtiy
When you go down town
Someone always dies
And that makes you my big a$$ wife

Yeah,when you go down town
Yeah, Someone always dies
Yeah, and that makes you my big a$$ wife

(Monaco Chris: Chorus)
Oh Big Bertha can't you see, can't you see
How your weights affecting our communtiy
When you go down town
Someone always dies
And that makes you my big a$$ wife


In Memory of Chris May "Monaco Chris"
Always be on the look out for more parodies by me and chris......most of them are in pieces far from being done.....but like I said they will all be submitted.

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Know 1 can hear you dream - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Seems that "Big Bertha" is the same kind of fictional woman overseas as it is up here in Sweden. I can see that... :-)
S.T.G. - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Monaco Chris.........we will miss you.

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