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Song Parodies -> "(T.J,) Don't Leave AmIRight"

Original Song Title:

"(Everybody) Backstreet's Back"

Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"(T.J,) Don't Leave AmIRight"

Parody Written by:

Your Worst Nightmare

The Lyrics

I saw a page T.J. Spindler made about leaving AmIRight, and I shuddered. I do believe at some point he declared he would stay, but I need a parody topic anyway.
Grab his body
Grab his arms real tight
He'll put up a fight

Please, T.J., don't leave the site
Without you it wouldn't be quite right
I saw that page you made
What is wrong
You're up with Malcolm Higgins and William Tong
What's going on right here
There'd be a lot of tears
Okay, maybe not
Without you the place would rot
You better just not leave for now


T.J., don't leave please
I am on my knees
T.J. Spindler
Don't leave AmIRight
Promise me, alright

Now, T.J., make a solemn swear
And don't cross your fingers, 'cause that's not fair
Now tel everybody you won't leave the site
We need you right here at AmIRight

A few bad songs, like "Bush"
He shouldn't get the push
We all love his songs
I don't know what rhymes with songs
I sure bet T.J. Spindler would

(chorus x1)

So everybody everywhere
Tell T.J. that he should stay here
Gonna tell you so
You can understand
As long as there shall be spoofs
You will always be the man
(chorus x2)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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 2   0
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 4   0
 5   2

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Your Worst Nightmare - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Note that I hate all of William Tong's songs. I am thinking of writing a parody of Mr. Grinch called William Tong. That way, I will both have a parody called "William Hung" and "William Tong". lol
T.J. Spindler - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
wow, 5,5,5, btw, thanks, i gotta write about u sometime, tj NOT out
Josh2 - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment is it? WTF?!?!?!?!! are you on. William Tong is one of the greatest parody riters ever n u suck
Your Worst Nightmare - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Have you ever said why I suck? You just go around badmouthing my parodies with no reason behind it. For instance. "You suck. Go away." I tend to use what is called 'constructive criticism'. That means I say WHY it is that I don't like a particular song. Why I don't like William Tong's songs are that most of them are lies. Only a few things he has said are true. I am not a big Bush fan, as I explained on my anti-abortion parody. However, I will not go around making up stuff about him for fun.
EmiLoca - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5 if T.J. explains WHY HE IS NEVER OUT. *seethes* It drives me off a cliff. And then picks me up. And drops me off again.
Your Worst Nightmare - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, I kinda wonder about that. Used to be 'T.J. out', now 'T.J. NOT out'.
EmiLoca - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, was this it? See, I thought I voted here. *shrugs* Voting again.
Apricot - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm pretty sure he's never out because he constantly is looking for things to whine about. Anyway, as you all should know by now, I hate T.J. Spindler. Therefore, I also would naturally WANT him to leave. So, I didn't find the song funny, but you did match the pacing quite admirably. 5-1-3. I haven't read William Tong's work, but I must say after reading this board, I feel compelled to.
Apricot - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
LIEK O MI GAWD! I just realized that William Tong is a hippy! O MI GAWD! *mutters to self. You catch the words 'hippy' ,'liberal' 'sharp piece of steel to the throat' , and 'vaudeville'.

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