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Song Parodies -> "Everybody (Houston's Back)"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)"

Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody (Houston's Back)"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

After the Oilers broke Houston's hearts by moving to Tennessee (where they became the Titans), there's a new hero in town. Actually, there are 53, and they all play for the Texans.
Everybody, meet the Texans
Everybody, meet the team tonight
Houston's back, all right!

Oh my gosh, they're back again, Houston Texans on the football field
Gonna bring the pigskin back to town, got a question for you, better answer now

Do you like Tennessee? (Hell no), Are you a Titans fan? (Hell no)
Will you see their games? (Hell no)
Let us show the Titans now that Houston's got a team again

Everybody (Yeah), meet the Texans (Yeah)
Everybody, meet the Texans now
Football's back in town! Houston!

Now throw your hands up in the air, and wave them around like you just don't care
Now, we will beat the Titans up, and we'll send them back to Tennessee

Are you a Texans fan? (Yeah), Is Houston gonna win? (Yeah)
Will you see their games? (Yeah)
We will beat up Tennessee, cause the Titans broke our hearts

Everybody (Yeah), we love Houston (Yeah)
Everybody, we're big Texans fans
Houston's got a team! Oh yes!

Everybody (Yeah), we love Houston (Yeah)
Everybody, Houston's got a team
Houston's back

Everybody (Yeah), meet the Texans (Yeah)
Everybody, meet the team tonight
Houston's back, all right!

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Pincksnowflakes - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You wern't kidding when you said that you write alot about NFL. But, this one is still funny.

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