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Song Parodies -> "Tell Me The Reasons of Why I'm Ugly"

Original Song Title:

"Show Me The Meaning of Being Lonely"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Tell Me The Reasons of Why I'm Ugly"

Parody Written by:

Scrawny Johnny

The Lyrics

Tell me the reasons of why I'm ugly

So many words to describe my face
It's hard to hold all the vomit in
I get funny looks
Run from me so quickly
I'm quite a sight, so I need a mask
It's Halloween for me all the time
My every mirror will be broke
I ask you

Tell me the reasons of why I'm ugly
Is this the reason why I have no girlfriend
Tell me why, I have roadkill on my face
I need some plastic surgery

My hair's greasy, in a chaotic state
Eyes crooked and don't see straight
A pig-snout nose
I have the woes and the blues
Smelly breath and a toothless smile
Countless zits and giant moles
The list goes on and on and on
I ask you

Tell me the reasons of why I'm ugly
I guess I'm just a freak of nature
Frankenstein even runs and hides from me
I'm the ugliest thing that you've ever seen

I have nowhere to run
I have no place to go
I even bring shame to Quasimodo
I'm classified as the ugliest thing in the universe...so I've been told

I am missing all beauty
Tell me why I must look like a troll

Tell me the reasons of why I'm ugly
My skin is oily and my eyes are puffy
(What is that?) Is that a wart on the tip of my nose?
I'm an outcast of society

Tell me the reasons of why I'm ugly (so ugly!)
Maybe I should go into seclusion
Lock my doors, close my blinds forever
I will never show this face again
Another song from Scrawny Johnny's first album- "Swallow the Leader"

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MrMacphisto - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job man... lol

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