My one desire is to acquire a blockbuster toy
I want a game boy
It once was duller now it's in color I'd be overjoyed
If I got a game boy

Tell me why I can't stop hearing Mario
Tell me why I see Pikachu wherever I go
My oh my this baby is the real McCoy I want a game boy

I beat the hard knocks and mastered Starfox
Pinball and Metroid 'cause I love my game boy

Tell me why I bring it on my school bus
Tell me why I've become ambidextrous
Tell me why I'm one hundred percent coy I got my game boy

Ever since that advertisement they ran
When I was watching TV yeah
It's pretty clear that we're inseparable it's never apart from me

Hard mode is no sweat learned every secret it rocks

I've got cheat codes, too
I'll never take a single break I'll never make a mistake baby
I never wanna hear you say "put that thing away"

Tell me why my cartridges are up to speed
Tell me why I'm even winning Centipede
I know why the strategies I employ help me beat game boy

Tell me why the enemies are so weak
Because I taught myself every technique
Tell me why Nintendo is my pride and joy I love my game boy

I love my game boy