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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to Subway"

Original Song Title:

"I Want It That Way"

Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to Subway"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is what's gonna happen to the Backstreet Boys in a few months. I think it already has, I don't really know...
We suck, we're losers
Picked by, a boozer
And soon, we'll all say
"Welcome to Subway."

Our fans, are not very smart
We've sto-len their hearts
But they'll find out
That we are all gay

Tell me why
This song sounds like our other songs
Tell me why
Recycling our one song is fun
That is why
Soon we are gonna have to say
"Welcome to subway."

Am I, a defect
A Bar-ney reject
Yes I know, I'll lose my fame
And go back to Subway


This sounds just like "Quit Playing Games with My Heart"
And "As Long As You Love Me" too, yeah
Our writers are brain-dead, and we're dumber than them
What else were we supposed to do

We suck, we're losers
Picked by, a boozer
It's true, it's true, it's true...

I swear that we're not gay!

(chorus) 3x

Eat fresh at Subway!
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