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Song Parodies -> "As Long As I Can Pee On A Tree"

Original Song Title:

"As Long As You Love Me"

Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"As Long As I Can Pee On A Tree"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I hate this song! My sister still listens to it over and over and over again. So i had to make fun of it.
Although peeing on trees has always been a trend of mine
I'm leaving my stain in your grass
People say I'm crazy and I should be fined
Maybe some one should just beat my *ss
And how they will catch me is still a mystery
I just can't stop peeing on trees
But soon it won't matter cause its in my history
I just hope no one sees


I dont care whos yard its in
If it stinks like gin
If its a sin
As long as its on a tree
Where it goes
Dont care if it flows
As long as its on a tree

Every little tree that I have peed on
Feels like its a part of me
Doesnt really matter whos lawn its on
As long as it hits a tree

I dont care whos yard its in (whos yard)
If it stinks like gin (stinks like gin)
If its a sin
As long as its on a tree (I dont know)
Where it goes (where it goes)
Dont care if it flows
As long as its on a tree (yeah)

Ive tried to stop it so I dont get caught
But its too hard when I've done it so long
Plus I've done it alot
But I'll quit cause I'm tired of singing this song

Chorus 2x

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Total Votes: 22

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