Although peeing on trees has always been a trend of mine
I'm leaving my stain in your grass
People say I'm crazy and I should be fined
Maybe some one should just beat my *ss
And how they will catch me is still a mystery
I just can't stop peeing on trees
But soon it won't matter cause its in my history
I just hope no one sees

Chorus:

I dont care whos yard its in
If it stinks like gin
If its a sin
As long as its on a tree
Where it goes
Dont care if it flows
As long as its on a tree

Every little tree that I have peed on
Feels like its a part of me
Doesnt really matter whos lawn its on
As long as it hits a tree

I dont care whos yard its in (whos yard)
If it stinks like gin (stinks like gin)
If its a sin
As long as its on a tree (I dont know)
Where it goes (where it goes)
Dont care if it flows
As long as its on a tree (yeah)

Ive tried to stop it so I dont get caught
But its too hard when I've done it so long
Plus I've done it alot
But I'll quit cause I'm tired of singing this song

Chorus 2x