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Song Parodies -> "Monster Party"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Monster Party"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

So I was watching the music video for this song and apparently for no reason whatsoever the band wanders into a Haunted House and turns into a bunch of monsters. It pretty much went haywire from there.
Monster Party (Yeah!)
Rapping mummies (Yeah!)
Drunken zombies (Yeah!)
Don’t want brains tonight
But Ice Cold Bud Lite

Who’s scared now?!

It’s so hot this Haunted House!
Witches, Warlocks even Werewolves came!
As a joke they’ll shave her she’s passed out
But she’ll be howling mad when she comes ‘round

These guests are mythical (Yeah!)
Where the heck’s Mr. Hyde? (Where?)
Mixing chemicals (Yeah!)
He’s the bartender it seems
Drac’s chugging Bloody Marys now!

Monster Party! (Yeah!)
Ghosts are haunting! (Yeah!)
Band they’re booing! (Crap!)
Critics from the grave
Tossed out in the rain!
Such pains!

Those shrunken heads will play beer pong
Get thrown in cups by that King Kong
Gandalf’s at the party launching off some spells
“Strippercadabra” brings babes from Hell

We creatures give you chills (Ahhhhh!!!)
But we can still have fun (Yeah!)
Through our human kills (Yeah!)
Although it isn’t Halloween
We’re going to party all night long!

Monster Party! (Yeah!)
Here comes Chucky! (Yeah!)
Also Freddy! (Yeah!)
Jason might be late
Work’s murder these days
Damn lake!

Yes, Every monster’s welcome here
Thank Bigfoot for the keg of beer!
That sea monster girl takes the stage again
At these wet t-shirt contests she remains the winning gem

Monster Party! (Yeah!)
Creeps come flocking! (Yeah!)
It’s so shocking! (Yeah!)
Even Frankenstein (Even Frankenstein)
Wants to dance!

Monster Party! (Monster Party!)
(Yeah!) Goblins rocking!
Horseman’s body! (Just a body!)
(Yeah!) (If you’re creepy scream like Banshees!)
We will cause a fright! (Tipsy Ghoulies!)
Human snacks! Delight!

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Old Man Ribber - August 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Matthias - Monstrous (in the best sense of the word)! ;D
Max Power - August 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Sums up the music video right there.
Agrimorfee - August 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Monstrously clever, although I think Gandalf was given the wrong address.
Rex - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A regular monster mash! Fun and clever, but yea, Gandalf was out of place, maybe you could have used Loki instead (which would also have given you alliteration with "launching").
Matthias - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
I was thinking of famous warlocks and wizards... Perhaps mixing fantasy elements with horror elements wasn't the best idea.
Blaydeman - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
(Aritstry) Other than the Gandalf thing, this was awesome! Great job!
bobpiecheese - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree with the others that Gandalf was a bit out of place, and the pacing at the end of the second verse was a bit buggered, but otherwise this was absolutely brilliant! TMGLTM, 555 for you, my fellow OS-parodier!
Matthias - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Note: This will get a rewrite with Gandalf changed to Loki because of everyone's disapproval with him being at the party. Sorry Gandalf.
Below Average Dave - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment
I don't know Gandalf is a mythical creature. . .Loki isn't really a monster either--he's a God. . .but I don't know. . .I like this overall, but I think personally that Loki would be the wrong direction from Gandalf, though surely there are many other characters from mythology that would fit--all in all I liked this. . .and while Gandalf is a stretch, it didn't hurt the parody much really, if you want to change it, pick another monster--not Loki
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