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Song Parodies -> "They Stay Away"

Original Song Title:

"I Stay Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"They Stay Away"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

My second Alice in Chains parody. This is a tribute to Beavis and Butthead who will be returning to MTV soon. But here's a tribute of their attempts to "score with chicks."
Hey baby, want to go make out somewhere?
Uh-huh-huh I love how big your thingies are

Ow, you slapped Beavis
That was cool, doofus
We were so damn close
Settle down butt-munch

Hey baby, I think I am in love with you

Why you walked away
I've nothing to say
We're stuck on the floor
So someday we'll score

They stay away

Ow, you slapped Beavis
That was cool, doofus
We were so damn close
Settle down butt-munch


They stay away
They stay away
They stay away
They stay away
"Uh huh huh huh huh. Whoa! That was cool!" 'Ohhh yeah, heh heh. Yeah that was cool. Heh heh heh."

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