-> "Razor"
Original Song Title:
"Sickman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Razor"
The Lyrics
(Ayyy! Ayy!!)
Which razor to buy?
Thousand brands to try
Get the ones' that's cheap
Value pack at least
Schick, man? Bic, man? Shick, man? Bic man? (AAHHHHH!!!)
This one's got a grip, yet hard to steer
Shaving nick has been my biggest fear
Ehhh, what's the difference, I'll try
Ahhh, with this thick beard of mine
(Boo-ya, boo-ya!)
Wake up 6:05
Squinting both my eyes
Lather up my face
Don't use the toothpaste!
Slick, man! Slick, man! Slick, man! Slick man! (AAHHHH!!!)
Go against the grain, now pushing fear
Trying hard not to lop off my ear
Ah, I'm just an ave'rage guy
Ahhh, with this thick beard of mine
(spoken: Yeah, I muck through it daily, to shave facial hair
I feel faint, I'm such a twerp
I bled on my shirt already!)
Oops, I nicked a zit!
Bleeding now, oh spit!
Seeing crazy spots!
Must sit down, on the pot!
(spoken: I must use toilet paper, such invention
It cannot wipeout the mark of klutziness I gave me
Old Spice burns--I'll just pat lightly--with the pain
Can I take it?)
(MacCauley Culkin in Home Alone:)
OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! OOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
(Yipe! Yipe!)
Maybe Braun to buy
Or Norelco, try
Flattened blades are wide
On a smooth face glide
Nicked, man! Nicked, man! Nicked, man! Nicked, man!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
I got a good grip, but still can't steer
Shaving cuts are still my biggest fear
Ahh, maybe Nair is what I'll try
Ehhh, on this thick beard of mine!
BLEAHHHHH!!!! BLEAHHHH!! NYEAHHHH! NYEAHHH!!!!
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