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Song Parodies -> "Phone Bill"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Alice In Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Phone Bill"

Parody Written by:

Jarvis Procter

The Lyrics

keeps the phone line tied
on it all the time
On the 1st, I find
the bill's so high
too damn much for a phone
Who does she talk to
all day, all night long?


paycheck's gone away
My wife
don't care, she don't pay
As she laughs all night
it's in my mind
laying here in the bed
She loves that phone so much
then, how bout round her neck?

Screw you
Screw you
Screw you
Screw you

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Red Ant - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah, an AiC parody, and it's not by me! Very good, though there are a few pacing stumbles (5th line, 1st verse and 5th, 6th and last lines second verse) here. 455.
JP - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you Red Ant. But I respectfully disagree about the pacing, I sang it to the song, and it sounded okay to me. But hey, it's cool, you gotta call it like you see it. I'm glad I got a vote at all. And I'm with you on the fact that AiC rocks.

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