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Song Parodies -> "Illusion*"

Original Song Title:

"Confusion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice In Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Illusion*"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

*The full name of the parody is "Illusion-General Random Role Playing Game Parody". It's inspired by RPGs, though more by all the ones I've experienced more than just one. This parody is also kinda of nonsensical and somewhat inane, due to me just going in off into something different in each verse.
There's.. this.. sword.. to.. show.. you all....
it's.. rare.. you.. see.. it killed.. this sha....dow..
dra....gon.. in.. past.. times..
the tale.. it was.. as done..
a fierce fight they won....!

I want to kill the beast....
uuhuuhuhuh..
yeah....
alchemize my machine*
uuhuuhuhuh..

Sword, axe, spell, illusion, tempering**
we're here fighting, I found lots of rings
fighting our way deeper in this cave
slashing, casting, whipping, shooting, staves***

So.. you.. trained.. now.. you're.. a.. mage....
we.. learn.., spells.. in.. this.. book.., we saw..
it can heal us all....!****

I want to bomb the beast....
uuhuuhuhuh..
yeah....
summoning my machine....
uuhuuhuhuh..

Sword, axe, spell, illusion, buffering**
we're here fighting, I found lots of rings
fighting our way deeper in this cave
blasting, flooding, bombing, freezing, staves

Ooh....mmm..aah..aah..aah....

The.. elves.. showed.. us.. what.... we sought....
we.. took.. the.. trial.. to.. make.... amends....
a strong orc we fought....!

I want to fry the beast....
uuhuuhuhuh..
yeah....
calculate my machine....
uuhuuhuhuh..

Sword, axe, spell, illusion, tempering
we're here fighting, I found lots of rings
fighting our way deeper in this cave
slashing, flooding, casting, bombing, staves
sword, axe, spell, illusion, buffering
*The machine lyric is perhaps the most inane lyric I put in here, think of it as something made to help out in combat. **Tempering and buffering actually refers to spells that boost attack strength and defensive strength, mainly came from console RPGs I've played, the whole chorus in general is pretty random, as it just references RPGish things and cliches. ***Staves, also known as a "Staff" when singular, which is, of course, a stick weapon of sorts. ****Yes, this line makes no sense to me either, but fits in fine with the rest of the randomness.

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Red Ant - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent job on my favorite AiC song. 5s
Stephen Harrington - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you Red Ant! ^__^
Larry Hensley - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but well written.
Tommy Turtle - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
What Larry said... hoping you'll sometime do an OS us old fogeys know, but 5 on sheer imagination and creativity.
Stephen Harrington - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank You Larry and Tommy! ^___^ I have 83 parodies on this site, but the oldest decade of any bands I have is from the 70s, so I don't know which bands you've heard from that decade.
Adagio - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I just noticed this from the comments!! Really good job! I like it too...I loved writing mine. 5's +++ if I could.
Stephen Harrington - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you Adagio! ^__^
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Weird, but in a good way.
Stephen Harrington - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Peter!

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