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Song Parodies -> "See The Shrink"

Original Song Title:

"Bleed The Freak"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice In Chains

Parody Song Title:

"See The Shrink"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

Some of this is actually based on me, although I've never seen a shrink. A couple of times in my life others have said that I might have mental problems or a handicap.
My.... mind's shining brightly
like.... light from the stars

Know your routine
go inside and see the shrink
I'd like to hear
what you would confess to him

Got a catgirl fetish
a twist that I find
I am not autistic
get that off your mind.........

Know your routine
go inside and see the shrink
I'd like to hear
what you would confess to him

I am Bebedora
laughing when you try
I am not unstable
you don't like my unique mind.........

Know your routine
go inside and see the shrink
I'd like to hear
what you would confess to him

(My dad eyes the counsler with a mean look, you hear the counsler get up and leave while the others are talking)

Aaaahhhhh..........
waisting time...........
oooohhhhh..........
talk to me
talk to me...........

Know your routine
go inside and see the shrink
I'd like to hear
what you would confess to him
Know your routine
go inside and see the shrink
I'd like to hear
what you would confess to him

What I put in parenthesis actually happened in high school, we had a meeting that involved me possibly being suicidal(which is bulls***). Twice in my life teachers also said I was possibly autistic(they confused autism with me being myself).

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

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Red Ant - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one Step-chan. I can tell you listened to the CD to make this, as no lyrics sites ever includes the "Ahs and Oohs", or the carried notes ( ........ ). Fives from me, fives from me.......
Stephen aka Step-chan - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Red Ant.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
What Red Ant said about the aahs and oohs. Perfect syllable count and would work excellent as karaoke (I just tested) but I think I would have liked to see a few more lines that rhymed with the originals. I know that's not mandatory so here it's just me. Not really funny so I was gonna dock a point there too and give this 444 but I accidentally brainfarted and gave it 454. I hope you can live with that! :-)
Stephen aka Step-chan - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Honesty is the best policy, but I don't write all my parodies with large doses of humor in mind. This one is more of an attack parody against those who thought there was something wrong with me mentally(I'm eccentric, not autistic or suicidal). Thanks for the vote and comment, gettting 4s doesn't bother me as it means that I did a good job writing it. Taste just varies from person to person.
Adagio - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Stephan, I DKTOS, but had to see what you wrote considering your comment. I know that most of these heartfelt parodies can be read and understood as poetry. Nice to meet a 'fellow' (woman here) eccentric.
Stephen aka Step-chan - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice to meet you too!

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