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Song Parodies -> "Stuff the Rooster"

Original Song Title:

"Rooster"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Stuff the Rooster"

Parody Written by:

WillieBGood

The Lyrics

Ain't found a way to pluck me yet
Yellow feet burn with grain and sweat
Seems every barn leads me to nowhere

My hen is sittin on her nest
Layin eggs she gets no rest
The farmer comes for me from somewhere

Yeah, he comes to stuff the rooster
Aaaaa yeah
Yeah, to stuff the rooster, Yeeeaaahhhhhh
you know he ain't gonna fry,
nooooo, no, noooooo
you know he ain't gonna fry..

(repeat chorus)

Walkin tall the pitchfork man
He's warmin up the fryin pan
He plans on having me for dinner

Got my feet to run real fast
To keep me from the farmers grasp
Oh God,please let him take the turkey

Yeah, he comes to stuff the rooster
Aaaaaaaa yeeeeeaaahhh
Yeah, to stuff the rooster
Nooooooo,no,nooooo
You know he ain't gonna fry

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