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Song Parodies -> "Punky Brewster"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Alice In Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Punky Brewster"

Parody Written by:

Kimberly Adams

The Lyrics

If you know of the show Punky Brewster, you will understand lyrics.
Ain't found a way to my Mom yet
All alone in the Supermarket
Seems every aisle leads me to nowhere
Mismatched shoes and household pet
The orphanage was no safe bet
Henry won't you take me from there

Henry adopts Punky Brewster
Yeah here comes Punky Brewster
You know she wears piggy tails
No, no, no she has a dog named Brandon as well

She meets Cherie who wears belts on her head
She hid in a refrigerator until she was almost dead
Henry develops a roll of suggestive photos
He gets arrested and she is upset
The Challenger explosion made her depressed
Oh God Margeaux please won't you just shut up

Here they come to cancel Punky Brewster
Yeah had enough of Punky Brewster
You know Henry almost dies
No, no, no Punky Power won't let him die

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   9
 5   9

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MrMacphisto - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing was slightly off, but this is pretty funny...
Billy Boyd - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn...I remember this show. Very creative idea , Kimberly. All 5's.
Harry Caul - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I never watched Punky, but I'm a big Alice in Chains fan, and this parody kicks arse.
mumms pavlech - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Jeff Reuben - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Punky Brewster meets Alice in Chains, I like that!
Jim Moser - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Props Kimberly. i like it alot.
Red Ant - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't know how I missed this one, 455.
Linnea Quigley - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
This girl deserves her own show kinda a Martha Stewart gone Courtney love and a bit of Adams Family she rocks Love and screams you rate high Love you Linnea
Count Chocula - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious! I love AIC and Punky Brewster is too cool for school. Great job, Kimberly!
E-Money - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny song !!! Kimberly rocks !! wonder what punkys up to now ?

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