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Song Parodies -> "Beat the Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Bleed the Freak"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Beat the Meat"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

an uplifting story about a butcher's love for his profession
My cut for the grocer
Left blood and some bones

These slabs for me
Grab your rod and beat the meat
Ham and some cheese
Have a sandwich, two or three

When the pork runs lower
Give the ribs a try
When the fish is colder
I'll break out the fries

These slabs for me
Grab your rod and beat the meat
Ham and some cheese
Have a sandwich, two or three

If you scorn the liver
Bacon will suffice
If you're still in hunger
I will feed you till the night

These slabs for me
Grab your rod and beat the meat
Ham and some cheese
Have a sandwich, two or three

(sounds of people milling around a deli)
Chuck is fried
Beat your meat, eat that meat!

(repeat twice)
These slabs for me
Grab your rod and beat the meat
Ham and some cheese
Have a sandwich, two or three

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 1
 1
 
 5   5
 4
 4
 

User Comments

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2nz - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent. I'm a pacing nut too, and you captured the feel of this song along with the pacing. Incidentally, was the double entendre "Grab your 'rod' and 'beat the meat'" intentional, or did you just have a lonely night and it subconciously jumped into your parody?
MrMacphisto - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh trust me, 2nz, all the double entendres in this song are intentional... lol.... Thanks for the vote
Johnny D - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
5's for a well-grabbed rod and a well-beaten meat.
MrMacphisto - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny... :)
Red Ant - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
555 for you, also may have a virus on my computer as this now only shows 1 555 where before I voted had 3 555. If this was my fault I am very sorry about that
Red Ant - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I just checked another AIC parody that only had one single 111 vote, and gave it a 344 and it took and didnt wipe out the other vote, so this must be some kind of bizzare thing that may happen from time to time. Still should be 4 555.
Red Ant - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, me again. I just voted on another AIC parody, and again it wiped out all the previous votes ( which were too varied to remember). I am going to leave comments from now on indicating my votes.
Red Ant - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Me again. Just voted on one of MY OWN PARODIES that had multiple votes, and it took, so now I'm completely confused as to what the hell is going on. Maybe be a time thing, I have no clue.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant: If it's a parody from the first half of last year and noone has voted on it since... read this: http://www.amiright.com/newsitems/items/newsitem_1091038223.shtml
Red Ant - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Im new to this this site and contacted Chuck G about this already. Let the record indicate this should be 4 555.
MrMacphisto - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the vote and the info, Red.... I like your parodies and AIC was such a good band....
SheDuke - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I think you are my favorite by far. This is awesome. It makes me want to do a parody about the love of a mortician and his profession....take a wild guess:)
MrMacphisto - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... thanks very much SheDuke... Sorry, it's taken me so long to respond. As for the song idea, I like it... :)
Stephen aka Step-chan - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I like it, 555.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I just revisited this song and just like 2nz wrote it captured the feel of this song.
Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought it was okay. But when I first saw the title, I thought it was about Masturbation.
MrMacphisto - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stephen, Peter, and Snake... :)

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