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Song Parodies -> "Cellphones"

Original Song Title:

"Them Bones"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice In Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Cellphones"

Parody Written by:

Alan Smithee, Jr.

The Lyrics

(Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!)
I think cellphones aren't for me
Some say they weren't made for long calls
I feel so alone
Gonna fry with cut-rate brands of cellphones

(Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!)
Sparks fly, savings don't start until 9
I'll get cancer from the microwaves
I feel so alone
Gonna fry with cut-rate brands of cellphones

(Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!)

*Very long instrumental*

(Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!)
Toll due, if it's high, then I'll sue
Technology down in the sewer
I feel so alone
Gonna fry with cut-rate brands of cell...
I feel so alone
Gonna fry with cut-rate brands of cell...
I feel so alone
Gonna fry with cut-rate brands of CELLPHONES!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 0
 1
 
 2   0
 1
 0
 
 3   1
 1
 1
 
 4   3
 2
 2
 
 5   0
 1
 1
 

User Comments

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Adam Zen B. - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Alan, don't know the original, but I had to give you 5s for the anti-cellphone message. I wrote my own anti-cell phone song for this site. I'm 100% against the cell phone culture.
Red Ant - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay, somehting is not right here, I saw a few votes before my 455, and had the same thing happen to another AIC parody with multiple votes, but when I voted on another AIC parody that had a single 111, both votes took. I am probably just going to leave comments from now on with my vote indicated because if I do have some virus that does this, I definately do not want to wipe out everybodys vote because of that.
Red Ant - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry Alan, I am new to this site and did not know about the voting loss last year. This should be atleast a 455 and a 555, besides, anything less was undeserved anyway, so I inadvertenly wiped out all those crappy votes on a great song.

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