Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "The Cable Guy (remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Wind-Up Toy"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"The Cable Guy (remix)"

Parody Written by:

JCO

The Lyrics

I've come to tune in your tv
The cable guy is what they call me.
You pay me money, i'll plug you in.
But in return, you must be my friend.

Please give me a chance, overtime you'll start to like.
Some say i'm strange but that's the way I was meant to be.
Yes, I think you are a perfect candidate for a friend.
Steven, I think we could make a good pair.

My parents never looked after me.
So they sat me in front of the tv.
And that little kid grew up to be a cable guy.

I have no friends, but it's always been like this.
And I talk in this rather creepy lisp.
I found that sweet spot on your wall.
See Stheven, i'm not so thad.

But now I think we're friends.
Oh Steven, I like you, yesss I do.
You're my friend, aren't you Steven?
I think that this is the start of a wonderful friendship.

My parents never looked after me.
Oh, I spent my life in front of tv.
And I am indeed the cable guy.

People think i'm crazy.
Some think i'm scary.
But why don't they like me?
Why won't their trust me?
I'm not so bad.
I'm Chip the cable guy.

Chip Douglas is my name.
Some say i'm strange.
Some say i'm insane.
But i'm just lonely.
I've got no friends.
Come on Steven, be my friend.

Come on , please like me.
Why won't you trust me?
I just want to hang out
No big deal, come on Steven.


My parents never looked after me.
Oh, I spent my life in front of tv.
And I am indeed the cable guy.
I'm Chip, the cable guy.
I'm Chip the cable guy.
I'm Chip the cable guy.
I'm Chip the cable guy

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/alicecooper7.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 745