Song Parodies -> Chunkified
| Original Song Title: | "Feed My Frankenstien" |
| Original Performer: | Alice Cooper |
| Parody Song Title: | "Chunkified" |
| Parody Written by: | Ther Great Karlando |
Yes yes, I know you're hungry, but you just ate dinner!
MY ASS IS CHUNKIFIED
Well I am a hoochie, and I ain't good lookin
Come into my kitchen, there's always somethin cooking
Like a juicy pot roast or a deep dish pizza
Twinkies and ho-ho's, you know I wanna eatcha
I'm a size 20 but I wear 14
I look down at my feet but they can't be seen
My ass is chunkified, couldn't fit in a Buick, if I ever tried
My ass is chunkified, gimme my pork rinds, it's feeding time
Dancin' naked on stage till the brwak of dawn
I take off ym clothes, but people say "put 'em on"
They ask me how I ever got ahold of this job
When my ass looks like a whale and my belly is a blob
All the clothes I wear rip apart at the seams
Gotta grease my thighs with butter to get into my jeans
My ass is chunkified, sat on Santa's lap, and the old man died
My ass is chunkified, hand over the Doritos, it's feeding time
MY ASS IS CHUNKIFIED
Well I am a hoochie, and I ain't good lookin
Come into my kitchen, there's always somethin cooking
Like a juicy pot roast or a deep dish pizza
Twinkies and ho-ho's, you know I wanna eatcha
I'm a size 20 but I wear 14
I look down at my feet but they can't be seen
My ass is chunkified, couldn't fit in a Buick, if I ever tried
My ass is chunkified, gimme my pork rinds, it's feeding time
Dancin' naked on stage till the brwak of dawn
I take off ym clothes, but people say "put 'em on"
They ask me how I ever got ahold of this job
When my ass looks like a whale and my belly is a blob
All the clothes I wear rip apart at the seams
Gotta grease my thighs with butter to get into my jeans
My ass is chunkified, sat on Santa's lap, and the old man died
My ass is chunkified, hand over the Doritos, it's feeding time
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