I had no choice but to hate you
When I heard the news through the "lembas vine"
I thought about it

Don't you know that...I'm immortal
A Stupid Human...can't compete with that
Plus I am much cuter

I'm already nauseated because of you
So don't be alarmed if I throw up, 'cause I'm wanting to
And don't be surprised if I hate you for flirting with her
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault

The shock is thick, and it's swallowed me whole
You're so much faster than I gave you credit for
How long have you known her?

I'm already nauseated because of you
So don't be alarmed if I throw up, 'cause I'm wanting to
And don't be surprised if I hate you for flirting with her
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault

She could be a stripper, or a two dollar whore
Things you might find out, if you wait a minute more
Thanks for the gut punch

You've got the best build, a perfect rear end
But I will dump you
Your ass is grass, my friend
It won't take me too long

I've never felt this confused before
Why would you want her? It's just not rational
I am your Ex now...
I am your Ex now...

I'm already nauseated in spite of you
Don't be alarmed if I throw up, 'cause I'm wanting to
And don't be surprised if I hate you for flirting with her
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault