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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Get a Hair-Cut"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Get a Mohawk"

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Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Get a Hair-Cut"

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The Lyrics

The idea came to me when my friend Monica said that she wanted to get a hair cut and it just reminded me of the AFI song, and I started typing it out and decided I should post it on here
I Wanna Get a Hair-Cut (But Mum Wont Let Me Get One)

My name is Davey Havok
and I'm 21 years old
I have never got a hair cut anyday
I wanna cut my hair, because it is too long
but mum wont let me so I might just run away

I wanna see the world!
with my hair out of my face!
I wanna hair cut, but mum wont let me get one
she is a cheap arse bitch, and my hair makes my eyes itch
I wanna hair cut, but mum wont let me get one

so one day I thought
fuck the stupid bitch
I'll take some blades and cut my hair myself
so I took some scissors and slashed my hair
but now it's shitty and I look like a fucking girl

now! I can see the world!
but some man thought I was a girl!
I gotta hair cut!
and broke some dickheads face
I got to pet a dog
who sorta humped my leg
I gotta hair cut!
But I look like a girl
A parody of the AFI song "I Wanna Get a Mohawk (But Mom Wont Let Me Get One)"Written by Francesca Smith, with some suggestions and inspiration by Monica Ying

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 8

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KD - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
This another example..of bad work.
Rynn - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
well I'm only 13, cut my some slack mate
Srebrno i Hladno - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
James - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Kinda lame and innacurate seeing as David Marchand loves his mother and has been through a series of different hair styles... valiant effort nontheless ~James
Sam - March 25, 2007 - Report this comment's sorta okay.
esther - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
this sucks. watch your back. Davey Havok will kill you.

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