Song Parodies -> Trimming on the Hedge
| Original Song Title: | "Livin' On the Edge" |
| Original Performer: | Aerosmith |
| Parody Song Title: | "Trimming on the Hedge" |
| Parody Written by: | S.T.G. |
There's something wrong with the bush outside,
The limbs have grown too long,
Gonna trim it front to end.
I might shape it into an animal,
Or maybe like Donkey Kong,
This bush needs a good trim... ya
We're trimmin' on the hedge,
Trimmin' on the hedge
Trimmin' on the hedge
Trimmin' on the hedge
I'm gonna get trimming on the bush outside,
It needs a proper cut,
It's grown about twelve feet high.. aahhaaa
If you can trim that big hedge,
To look like Ms. J Lo's butt,
Then mister you're a better man than I... oh
We're trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
We'll make it look like a donkey
Trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
Maybe a giraffe or a big green ball.
Trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
Let's just stop this bush from growing.
Trimmin' on the hedge(everybody everybody)
Tell me what you think about my sit-u-a-tion
Complication, trimming and shaping
Into objects.
Yeah...
If Mother Dearest tells you that the bush keeps growing,
Call up your gardener and he'll be right there showing,
Taking your cash... he'll take a chunk from your ***
Again & again & again & again & again
Hey, tell me what you think about my sit-u-a-tion
Complication, trimming and shaping
Into objects.
If Mother Dearest tells you that the bush keeps growing,
Call up your gardener and he'll be right there showing,
Taking your cash... he'll take a chunk from your ***
Again & again & again & again & again
There's something right with the bush outside,
But seeing it growing makes me sore.
Let's shape it into a shunk, or a great mammoth's trunk,
But I would rather be a trimming more.
We're trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
We'll make it look like a donkey
Trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
Maybe a giraffe or a big green ball.
Trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
Let's just stop this bush from growing.
Trimmin' on the hedge(everybody everybody)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Trimmin' on the hedge
Trimmin' on the hedge
Trimmin' on the hedge
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Trimmin' on the hedge
We'll make it look like a monkey
Trimmin' on the hedge
Or maybe the cash symbol.
Trimmin' on the hedge
Or we'll call a gardener to trim.
Trimmin' on the hedge
We're trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
We'll make it look like a donkey
Trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
Maybe a giraffe or a big green ball.
Trimmin' on the hedge
I did it myself, I did it myself
Trimmin' on the hedge
I did it myself, I did it myself
Trimmin' on the hedge
I did it myself, I'm pro...
Trimmin' on the he... ed----edge
yea yea yea yea yea da da deaoooou
The limbs have grown too long,
Gonna trim it front to end.
I might shape it into an animal,
Or maybe like Donkey Kong,
This bush needs a good trim... ya
We're trimmin' on the hedge,
Trimmin' on the hedge
Trimmin' on the hedge
Trimmin' on the hedge
I'm gonna get trimming on the bush outside,
It needs a proper cut,
It's grown about twelve feet high.. aahhaaa
If you can trim that big hedge,
To look like Ms. J Lo's butt,
Then mister you're a better man than I... oh
We're trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
We'll make it look like a donkey
Trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
Maybe a giraffe or a big green ball.
Trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
Let's just stop this bush from growing.
Trimmin' on the hedge(everybody everybody)
Tell me what you think about my sit-u-a-tion
Complication, trimming and shaping
Into objects.
Yeah...
If Mother Dearest tells you that the bush keeps growing,
Call up your gardener and he'll be right there showing,
Taking your cash... he'll take a chunk from your ***
Again & again & again & again & again
Hey, tell me what you think about my sit-u-a-tion
Complication, trimming and shaping
Into objects.
If Mother Dearest tells you that the bush keeps growing,
Call up your gardener and he'll be right there showing,
Taking your cash... he'll take a chunk from your ***
Again & again & again & again & again
There's something right with the bush outside,
But seeing it growing makes me sore.
Let's shape it into a shunk, or a great mammoth's trunk,
But I would rather be a trimming more.
We're trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
We'll make it look like a donkey
Trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
Maybe a giraffe or a big green ball.
Trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
Let's just stop this bush from growing.
Trimmin' on the hedge(everybody everybody)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Trimmin' on the hedge
Trimmin' on the hedge
Trimmin' on the hedge
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Trimmin' on the hedge
We'll make it look like a monkey
Trimmin' on the hedge
Or maybe the cash symbol.
Trimmin' on the hedge
Or we'll call a gardener to trim.
Trimmin' on the hedge
We're trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
We'll make it look like a donkey
Trimmin' on the hedge (everybody everybody)
Maybe a giraffe or a big green ball.
Trimmin' on the hedge
I did it myself, I did it myself
Trimmin' on the hedge
I did it myself, I did it myself
Trimmin' on the hedge
I did it myself, I'm pro...
Trimmin' on the he... ed----edge
yea yea yea yea yea da da deaoooou
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Kinda tough to think of somethin funny to say about trimming a hedge. Trimming a bush maybe...but not a hedge...
I'm going out on a limb here... but this is good. And Karlando is right about trimming a Bush. That's why he's The Great.
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