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Song Parodies -> "You Don't Wanna Miss a Thing Part 2 (Tourney Time 2017)"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"

Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"You Don't Wanna Miss a Thing Part 2 (Tourney Time 2017)"

Parody Written by:

mouselover

The Lyrics

Since the release of my first parody song incorporating lyrics from AT&T's "You Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" commercials for March Madness 2017 featuring Dan Finnerty and Greg Gumbel the company has released 3 more commercials in the same vein, so I decided to release a "sequel" parody incorporating the lyrics from the new ads.
It's the Sweet 16
There's still lots of action left
You go backstage for some munchies
This doesn't mean that you're a junkie
Lots of choices here
You don't know what to pick now
You need to pick a snack out well somehow
'Cause any choice you make will elicit a comment

You need a snack before the halftime show
But there's an upset happening and it's crazy Seth
And you don't wanna miss a thing
There is all kinds of choices here
Maybe take a piece a fruit or here's a thought
Trail mix will give you energy

At the coffee shop serving all kinds of people
Selling stuff like muffins and Joe
You just made a cappuccino
Then you take a look and thank him for his big tip
'Cause everything you sell brings in a big profit
You need the profits

You're a barista guy
But you're also a guy who loves buzzer beaters and dunks
And you don't wanna miss a thing
I'm looking on the counter now
Some of these pastries look very good
And we'll take some of these croissants

You don't wanna miss one dunk
You don't wanna miss one tip
You just wanna catch each game
In March Madness, that's your wish
You just wanna see your team
Win a national championship
'Cause college basketball
Has slowly taken over your life

You're hanging with friends at the bar
You also want to know the scores of the games right now
And you don't wanna miss a thing
You're the only onr in the group
That's doesn't like to drink alcoholic beverages
It's OK you're a teetotaler

Your kid's got cavities
But you have no idea if your bracket's OK
And you don't wanna miss a thing
I got some bad news for you
After taking a closer look inside his mouth
Won't his teeth fall out anyway?

You're shopping for groceries at the store
And there are 13 people ahead of you in line
And you don't wanna miss a thing

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