-> "Won't Wear Your Wedding Ring"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
Parody Song Title:
"Won't Wear Your Wedding Ring"
You won’t stay away! You ignored my screaming!
In denial you're always thinking
That you’ll get me once I’m drinking
You won’t be my wife… I’m sick of all your chatter
If you’re the last chick on the planet (Ewwwww) Won’t matter
Cause a second spent with you just makes my brain splatter!!!
I don’t want to hear your cries!
Of how you think I’m so sweet
I’d rather have rabies!
Before I’d have your wedding ring!
You’re angry and constantly rude
But still you want to get me nude
Will not get me naked!
And won’t wear your wedding ring!
Trying pick up lines, “Did you fall from Heaven?”
I ask you what drugs you are smoking
Flirt with me you must be joking!
When you touch my thigh your nails felt like scissors!
I never want a date with you your B.O. gives me shivers!
Your kisser has blisters!
Cause you girl are no prize!
Instead you are such a creep
Quit stalking me! Weirdo!
Cause I won’t wear your wedding ring!
You always watch my Facebook page
Which I admit is kinda strange!
My status won’t change
Still won’t wear your wedding ring!
Can’t stand your repulsive style!
Or how you’re reeking of cat piss!
Cause you never touched shampoo
While your teeth ooze want to kiss
Honestly you’re way too gross!
Your nastiness should be a crime!
Could try to log on Craigslist
But you would waste your time!
(Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!!!!)
I think my soul just died
When you asked to marry me!
I won’t give you babies!
And I won’t wear your wedding ring!
Those horror movies on the tube
Aren’t quite as frightening as you!
I’d get hitched to Freddy
Before I’d wear your wedding ring!
Your stench is drawing in flies
Makes my eyes water and weep
To say that you’re smelly
Is an insult to those who stink!
Cause even if you learned Kung Fuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
And threatened me to marry you
I would still stay single
Missing teeth but no wedding ring!
Try asking other guys!
They’d all say the same thing, Yeah!!!
“We won’t wear your wedding ring!”
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