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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Wanna Chicken Wing"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"

Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Wanna Chicken Wing"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Bennett

The Lyrics

I could stay away just here you sizzling
Watch me run when you are cooking
While you're far away from living
I could spend my life not eating you baby
I wish to get away from this moment forever
Every moment spent with you, is a moment i don't need

I really wanna close my eyes
I wanna fall asleep cos i hate you baby
And i don't wanna chicken wing
Cos even when i dream of you
The only thing you make me do is get fat baby
And I don't wanna chicken wing

Sitting close to you, seeing you cook slowly
and you're wondering why you're dying
Wondering if its me thats cooking
then i just sit there and thank god i'm not eating
And i just wanna run from you and never return
Forever and ever

I really wanna close my eyes
I wanna fall asleep cos i hate you baby
And i don't wanna chicken wing
Cos even when i dream of you
The only thing you make me do is get fat baby
And I don't wanna chicken wing

I don't wanna eat one bite
And i don't wanna eat one wing
I just wanna be away from you and you just like this
I don't wanna hold you close
Feel your skin away from mine
And i'll stay in this moment for all the rest of time
yeah yeah yeah

I really wanna close my eyes
I wanna fall asleep cos i hate you baby
And i don't wanna chicken wing
Cos even when i dream of you
The only thing you make me do is get fat baby
And I don't wanna chicken wing

I really wanna close my eyes
I wanna fall asleep cos i hate you baby
And i don't wanna chicken wing
Cos even when i dream of you
The only thing you make me do is get fat baby
And I don't wanna chicken wing
I really wanna close my eyes
I wanna fall asleep
And i don't wanna chicken wing

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Rocky Mak - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Don't you mean "You Don't Want A Chicken Wing"?
Ryan Bennett - April 25, 2010 - Report this comment
No This was the first song i ever wrote
search4truth - October 18, 2011 - Report this comment
*babe not baby

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