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Song Parodies -> "Train To Heaven"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing"

Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Train To Heaven"

Parody Written by:

JD1611

The Lyrics

The path to heaven could be likened to a train track. Matthew 7:14 "...narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life..."
Pray to Jesus Christ, now while you're still breathing
You could die while you are sleeping
Heed the word that's still worth keeping
I will spend my life seeking Jesus' measure
I won't stay here in this body forever
Every moment spent for Him earns a heavenly treasure

Kneel down and close your eyes
Pray God your soul to keep
cuz you need Him baby
cuz you don't wanna miss the train
cuz even at the best of you
your greatest deed will never do
You still need Him baby
and you don't wanna miss the train

Shown my love for you, don't forget my greeting
when you ask me what I'm reading
"a machine for gospel seeing"
then I turn it on and thank God for the lever
Don't ya wanna stay with Him up in heaven forever?
forever and ever

Kneel down and close your eyes
Pray God your soul to keep
cuz you need Him baby
cuz you don't wanna miss the train
cuz even at the best of you
your greatest deed will never do
You still need Him baby
and you don't wanna miss the train

Trust the One who loves you most
Trust the One who paid the price
Trust the One who bled for you and died for you -
Jesus Christ
Ask Him now to save your soul
He'll clean your heart the same as mine
and you'll stay there up in heaven for all the rest of time
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaah

Kneel down and close your eyes
Pray God your soul to keep
cuz you need Him baby
cuz you don't wanna miss the train
cuz even at the best of you
your greatest deed will never do
It's by grace through faith
and you don't wanna miss the train

Don't trust the devil's lies
Just pray God your soul to keep
cuz you need Him baby
cuz you don't wanna miss the train
cuz even at the best of you
your greatest deeds will never do
It's by grace through faith
Show that hell's loss is heaven's gain

Don't let them hypnotize
Pray the Lord your soul to keep, yeah
cuz you don't wanna miss the train
John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

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