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Song Parodies -> "Ralphie's Got a Gun"

Original Song Title:

"Janie's Got a Gun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Ralphie's Got a Gun"

Parody Written by:

Local Celebrity

The Lyrics

Ralphie: Go ahead, make my Christmas. Imma make Scut Farkus mah BiATCH. The aftermath of a Christmas Story
Dum, dum, dum, Honey, what's that noise?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound of my gun.
Dum, dum, dum, honey just whats that noise?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound

Ralphie's got a gun
Ralphie's got a gun
On frozen pole no tongues
He'll just shoot your eye right out son
It was his favorite toy
He's no longer a boy
They said when the next year came,Scut Farkus just ran off like a train
But man, he had it comin' Now that Ralphie's got a gun, Scut Farkus is now his game

Ralphie's got a gun
Ralphie's got a gun
He says more than "Oh fudge"
Only now it actually isnt fudge
Tell ya now, yeah it's true
Watch out and he'll stun you
He cocked and shot out all the BBs
Ralphie Parker has just now gone insane
He cussed and yelled at somebody than he chased them and then shot someone, they ran away

Run away, run away from Ralphie Parker yeah yeah yeah
Run awau, run away from Ralphie yie yie yie yie yie yie yeah

Ralphie's got a gun
Parker's on the run
He just shoots in the sun
All day, everybody's on the run
No Lifeboy soap will do
He'll shoot your E.Y.E.
He's got his hitmen , Schwartz and Flick and his little brother Randy
He said "All in a circle, round the pole freeze your tongues, I triple dog dare you,no I QUADRUPLE DOG dare you"
Triple dog darin you for tongue pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
His dad's lamp,this leg lamp is frag-eee-yee-yee-lay-yay-yay-yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Ralphie's got a gun
Ralphie's got a gun
Ralphie's got a gun
Ralph Parker he's on the run

Ralphie's got a gun
The neighbor's dogs they run
Shoots pink bunnies before they run
I gotta use this here pun
He'll shoot your eye out
Had to go use that pun

Ralphie Parker and his men have fun
Ralphie's got a gun


2006 Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson

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Below Average Dave - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Clearly about "A Christmas Story", another newbie to my knowledge, welcome Local Celebrity. .I'll get you started with 555
Jack Wilson - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Actually,this is me, I thought it would chnage my other parodies to Local Celebrity too, guess not , and thanks Dave!
Jack Wilson - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Why didnt it chnage all my other parodies to by "Local Celebrity"like I wanted it to
Ann Hammond - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
he he says more then fudge
Jack Wilson - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Whoa, I thought this song/movie was more well known and it is
Michael Pacholek - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Ho ho ho! Glad you chose to Shepherd this one our way. Although I would've had Ralphie go after that stupid "elf" who suggested the football. Come on, Indiana is a basketball State, not a football State!
Jack Wilson - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Mike! Oh yeah, probably woulda included him ,but the song is only so long :-(, great idea though. and LOL "Shepherd this our way" yup! Sure did!
Agrimorfee - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Eh, I have to be honest with you Jack, this could have been a lot better.
Yoidy - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Ralphie Parker, the next infamous school shooter. Like it! 555
Jack Wilson - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Agri: Ah, ok, but how? Yeah i know I couldve addedm ore, might even do a sequel

Yoidy:LOL YES! Thanks!
Christie Marie M - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I just love "A Christmas Story"!!!!!! You're parody makes it even more hilarious!!! LOL :) 555. Seems like everybody else are fans of Ralphie Parker!
Jack Wilson - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Christie!

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