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Song Parodies -> "Love On An Escalator"

Original Song Title:

"Love On An Elevator"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Love On An Escalator"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

shoppers at the mall at a loss, man
gawkin' at my girl and me
our trousers and our tops, we're tossin'
indulgin' in a fantasy
and of course, they're gonna look
its not a sight you often find
you really need a gal who's a total kook
to even think of tryin'

love on an escalator
gettin' worked up as we're headin' down
love on an escalator
people look up cause we're foolin' 'round

whacky on the escalator
can't wait a second more
and if i had to rate her
i'd give that girl a healthy score

this kinda joke sure takes pluck
our bodies feel so alive
she said "i need to relax, they can all view, honey
i can't suppress this drive"

love on an escalator
gettin' worked up as we're headin' down
love on an escalator
people look up cause we're foolin' 'round

on the where ?..on the where ?
funny, what a time...we both were bare
love on an escalator

people perk up when they see us pound

love on an escalator...foolin' 'round

love on an escalator
gettin' worked up as we're headin' down
love on an escalator
people look up cause we're foolin' 'round

gonna be a gent and hop her
gonna be without a care
gonna do the stunt and pop her
right out in the public square

gotta get it timed just right
once security has passed
we're naked by the way
it sure feels chilly...on my unclad ass

love on an escalator
gettin' worked up as we're headin' down
love on an escalator
people look up cause we're foolin' 'round

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

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Matthias - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow... How fast are you? Escalator rides usually don't go that long
John Barry - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Gene Wilder: "Elevate me." Teri Garr: "Here, right now?"
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Now that's a joyride!
alvin rhodes - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks matthias john and peter
Meriadoc - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Curious to know what 'parts' got stuck in the grate at the end.... ;-)
AFW - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Top job, funny stuff...this is definitely the up escalator...
Dee Range - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Great escalator music...you escalated her just right. High 5's
alvin rhodes - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks merry (whatever dangled lowest, i suppose) AFW and dee
PMS - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
What Matthias said
alvin rhodes - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks PMS....well if necessary you could always walk backwards for a while
Michael Pacholek - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Walk backwards on an escalator? Just what kind of a pervert ARE you?
alvin rhodes - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks michael (lol)
Stuart McArthur - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
"gonna be a gent and hop her" - ah, yes, if only there were more gentlemen out there, alvin ;-) - 555
alvin rhodes - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks stuart.....i always strive to be a gentleman
Dubya - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Hehehehehehe
KateEscalate - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, how did you know that I love Escalators, & Escalator Music, too ! . . . . . wait . . . I mean elevatorMusic . . ( . . . always makes me Sigh . . .)
alvin - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment
thanks dubya and kate

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