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Song Parodies -> "Chesty"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Chesty"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

DKTOS? What are you Crazy?
(Guys in Hooters)
"Flaunt It Baby!!!"
"You know you're dropping down my jaw!"
"You'd look way good in all those porno mags I pull!"
"Seems I'm checking out more, well, I'm checking jugs!"
"It always seems you wanna get somethin' off you chest, that I can see"
"Girl, Don't wanna change you chesty lays"
"I'm cheering"

(Boyfriend)
You say that guys never see you have a brain
And when you head to work jerks yell, "Looking good!"
Girl, I've always hear you whine so many times
You've got to figuring looking flat feels good

That kinda clothin'
Turns a nerd to no-brained
That kinda clothin'
Makes a man make pants stained

Cause you're chesty, chesty Baby, you're so chesty!
You turn me on
You Amazon
Then you whine, please
Chesty, Chesty, Chesty Milk for babies
What size are you?
Honey!
Dunno but they're freaking huge!!!

While other chicks have tissues stuffed
Or pumping boobs with plastic lining
From doctors that's silicone
Did they grow?!
Or you wearing nothing underneath that gray suit coat
Honey?
It's all to show?!

No kinda stuffin'
Makes me wanna drool
And get laid
Yeah!
You got me starring
And I know I'm never, never, never gonna get you game

But you're chesty, chesty Baby you're so chesty
Bikinis you don
Mind is gone
When you dive, please
Chesty, chesty, chesty You're top heavy
In bathing suit!
Help Me!
I think I'm turning blue!!!

Not much of behind, girl
But you're freaking chesty!!!

(The best breast Aerosmith guitar solo)

I need your bust!
Honey!!!
I need your bust!

Chesty, Chesty, Chesty wear triple D
Headlights make me blind, girl
You're prime, seeking Chesty

Chesty, Chesty, Chesty You're so Chesty
With you're bra gone
Tribute won
Titled Chesty

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!!!

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Stephen Harrington - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
555, very bosomy. ^____^
AFW - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
DKOS..but I like a chesty pairody
Rick C - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
3 nip..er...nickels for this heaving hail to honkers.
Red Ant - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I only go to Hooters for the wings...yeah, right. Great job with a good OS. 5s.
S.T.G. - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This song degrades women and makes it seem like breasts are the only thing on a man's mind.....................................................................­....................................................................­..................so truthful and also funny. 555s
bobpiecheese - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(WET T-SHIRT) Brilliant. Best one so far. Love the way you quoted Bruce Almighty in there.
Dee Range - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Wet T-Shirt. Thanks for the link, didn't know OS. This was great. Had me breathin' hard till the end. 555
Cat - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt) One of your breastest parodies yet, Matthias. And a definite improvement on the original...what the hell is "I feel like the color blue" supposed to mean?!
Red Ant - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-shirt) See above, and I can definitely hear Steven Tyler singing this.
Rick C - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt) I too can hear Tyler singing this but, his voice is a bit muffled, being buried in Chesty here.
Stuart McArthur - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(wet t-shirt) great work on the short and punchy lines, Matthias
Jeff Reuben - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Boob: Feel like the color blue...meaning feeling blue? Sad? Anyway, nice job!
Adagio - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC C Really good, and drooly....5's
Johnny D - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Truly a hormone-crazed Ode To Sweater-Buns!
Red Ant - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-C) See above, and great job on the spoken intro too.
Jeff Reuben - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Still good, see above! Enjoyed it again.
Rick C - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3-C-Still very funny, Matthias. Udderly entertaining.
Stuart McArthur - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3C) see above - could this maybe be the first parody about breasts on amiright? or amiwrong? good job, Matthias
Agrimorfee - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) DKTOS, so I tried the mp3 link, but it's dead. No matter...I get the feel of the song quite well...which says a lot about the quality of funny here. Good job.
Scathe - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3 C) You and the OS are crazy.

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