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Song Parodies -> "Cheney's Got a Gun"

Original Song Title:

"Janie's Got a Gun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Cheney's Got a Gun"

Parody Written by:

Mark Hoolihan

The Lyrics

Dumb, dumb, dumb Cheney what have you done
Dumb, dumb, dumb it's the sound of your gun
Dumb, dumb, dumb Cheney what have you done
Dumb, dumb, dumb it's the sound, it's the sound...
Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His whole world's come undone
Was looking straight at the sun
What did Dick Cheney do?
What did his friend go through

They say the EMT's attested
They found the buckshot in his face
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Cheney's got a gun
Things ain't never gonna be the same

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His long week's just begun
Comedians havin' fun
Tell us it's untrue
What did the VP do

He shot his shotgun without caution
The man has got to be insanse
They say the stress that he was under
Was just a little blunder
And that buckshot doesn't cause much pain

Run away, run away from blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His long week's just begun
Comedians havin' fun
What did the V.P. do
The NRA's IOU

He had to make it look easy
And put some buckshot in his brain
He said cause everyone believes me
That aimin' ain't that easy
And FOX news won't make me take the blame

Run away, run away from blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the blame
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away


Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Everybody is on the run

Cheney's got a gun
His long week has just begun
Now everybody is on the run (Cheney, Cheney what's your problem)
Cause Cheney's got a gun (Tell me it ain't right)
Cheney's got a gun (Was it Cheney's way of talkin')
His long week has just begun (That made you scream at night)
Cheney's got a gun
His long week has just begun
Now everybody's on the run
Cheney's got a gun

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the HoolinetCopyright 2006 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.

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Stephen Harrington - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
555, ammusing it is, of course Cheney got tha money to pay the courts over this fiasco(I hate the fact the money talks in this world when it comes to this sorta problem).
Michael Pacholek - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Good thing it didn't happen in Crawford, or we'd have to say it happened at the Lazy Bush Ranch. It happened at the Armstrong Ranch. Instead of being an English word meaning "Strong Arm," in this case, "Armstrong" is a Texan word meaning "At least I didn't drive him off a bridge."
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm glad somebody did this and did it well. (I've never said this before, but had thoughts of doing the same song when I first heard the news - I figured Pacholek would do it.) Nice job. So when this guy dies because of birdshot in his heart, is it involuntary manslaughter? Wasn't he an unlicensed shooter? The VP finally comes out of the bunker to make his mark on frivolous lawsuits? I'm glad he didn't curse at the guy or he might have died on the spot. I'm so glad we got rid of that nasty First Amendment and made the Second Amendment the entire Bill of Rights.
Larry Hensley - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
this is good, so 555's
jimbob - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
so where can we HEAR it ?
youknowitsjoe - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
You blew me away with this, really good work, and great idea, check out Bob Rivers version on his website, if I lived in America and heard the news I probably would of tried to write one too, 555
The Thought Police - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Is the perfect parody situation or what? Fives!

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