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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Want Your Chicken Wings"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing"

Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Want Your Chicken Wings"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

Shocker: Wife tries to give husband food poisoning, but fails 34 consecutive times. Can't you just feel the love?
I could eat a plate, but i'd end up heavin'
Watch you smoke that smoky bacon
While I smell the soup your makin'
I could spend my life eating sweet hambrugers
I could stay wedged in my armchair forever
Where a salad made by you has the taste that I savour

I don't want a coke with ice
I don't want a bowl of soup
Won't diss your cooking, but I don't want your chicken wings
Coz even when your making food
The best cuisine will never do
I won't diss you baby, but I don't want your chicken wings

Your spaghetti hoops, left my gums a-bleedin'
And I wonder what you're adding
To the crispy, fresh, green salad
And then I close my eyes as I chew threw your fritters
I just wanna taste your food without having to shiver and shiver forever

I don't want a bowl of rice
I don't want a bowl of beans
I won't diss you baby, and I don't want your chicken wings
Coz even with your mash and peas
I start to crumble at the knees
Not to diss you baby, but I don't want your chicken wings

I don't want a pancake pile
I don't want a plate of chips
I just want to eat real food, eat solid food that salts my lips
I don't wanna eat and choke
Feel food in these hands of mine
And just savour the flavourful moment until your next mealtime
Yeah! Yeah! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I don't want your awful pies
I don't want your cream so sweet
I can't miss you baby, and I don't want your chicken wings
Coz even when I taste your food
The sweetest sauce will never do
Coz its poison baby, so I don't want your chicken wings

I don't want a supersize
I don't want a happy meal
Not to diss you baby, but I don't want your chicken wings
Coz even when I dream of Gluke
The fullest cup will never do
I love jelly babies but I don't want your chicken wings

I don't your mince and thyme
I don't want your lamb and beef
And I don't want your chicken wings
DAK's other parodies are pretty crap, you don't wanna read them... but if you do, just go to Parody Authors and search out his author's page...

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 15

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Rick C - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I feel the love. 444
Larry Hensley - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This was good.
Red Ant - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
DAK, I can't remember TOS well enough to vote this. I know you are a pacing nut as am I, but on that the votes are all over the place. Just average funny though, so my written ( but not recorded ) vote is 433.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank yous should be arriving in the post for Rick, Larry and Red Ant
Michael Pacholek - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Way to wing it. Five waffle fries.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Michael (Nice Name)
Harmony - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This is funny.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Harmony
Stephen aka Step-chan - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
555, I love it!
kike420 - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
i don't have the song to hear it while hearing it but I could still sing it in my head. It's pretty funny and now I know I'm not the only one that has to change what the chorus says everytime. I just can't repeat it so I like how it always changes. So nice job. Pretty funny.
Dumb Ass Kid - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stephen and Kike
kjpsfqrted - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Hi! Very nice site! Thanks you very much! mpuekfknza
Dbone2you - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I know i'm the second person in 2007 that's seen this, but I though it was frickin' hilarious, 545

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