Song Parodies -> Lani Killed Ms. Dunn
| Original Song Title: | "Janie's Got A Gun" |
| Original Performer: | Aerosmith |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lani Killed Ms. Dunn" |
| Parody Written by: | Starlette Victory |
Well, for those of you who know who I am, you probably realize that I wrote this on the morning of my Geometry final after yet another all-nighter. I am not REALLY going to kill my sadistic and evil Geometry teacher. It's just fun to fantasize her brutal murder 'cause she's like Sister of Satan. Let's pray she has no affinity for parodies. All names have been changed to protect the innocent so I don't know how she could possibly figure me out......eh, whatever. Geometry sucks! Rock on!
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Her whole world's come undone
In Geometry 101
What did the old bitch do?
What did she put you through?
They said when Lani was arrested
the teacher's head had been impaled
But man, she had it comin'
Now that Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Nothin's ever gonna be the same.
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
The dog day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run
Tell me now it's untrue.
What did that old bitch do?
She drove a panicked sophomore crazy
Tortured her till she was insane
They say the spell that she was under from all those freakin' numbers
Knew that someone had to stop the pain
Run away, run away from the grades yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the grades yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
The dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did the old bitch do?
Did she try to flunk Jenna too?
She had to take her down easy and put a compass through her brain
She said 'cause nobody believes me.
That woman is a sleaze.
She ain't never gonna be the same.
Run away, run away from the grades yeah, yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the grades yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Now everybody is on the run
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
The dog day's just begun
Everybody is on the run
Because Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
The dog day's just begun
Now the gym coach is on the run
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Her whole world's come undone
In Geometry 101
What did the old bitch do?
What did she put you through?
They said when Lani was arrested
the teacher's head had been impaled
But man, she had it comin'
Now that Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Nothin's ever gonna be the same.
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
The dog day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run
Tell me now it's untrue.
What did that old bitch do?
She drove a panicked sophomore crazy
Tortured her till she was insane
They say the spell that she was under from all those freakin' numbers
Knew that someone had to stop the pain
Run away, run away from the grades yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the grades yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
The dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did the old bitch do?
Did she try to flunk Jenna too?
She had to take her down easy and put a compass through her brain
She said 'cause nobody believes me.
That woman is a sleaze.
She ain't never gonna be the same.
Run away, run away from the grades yeah, yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the grades yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Now everybody is on the run
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
The dog day's just begun
Everybody is on the run
Because Lani killed Ms. Dunn
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
The dog day's just begun
Now the gym coach is on the run
Lani killed Ms. Dunn
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My teacher is getting married and is going to be gone for a month, and we have an evil sub. I wish I could kill her!
nice song. I hate geometry as well.
Well, Geometry sucks. Algebra sucks. Trig sucks. Calculus sucks. I haven't taken any of these yet, but I assume that they do, because Pre-Algebra sucks.
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Aerosmith's Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
Big Ones album at Amazon.com
Toys in the Attic album at Amazon.com
Rocks album at Amazon.com
Get Your Wings album at Amazon.com
Aerosmith album at Amazon.com
Honkin' On Bobo album at Amazon.com
Get a Grip album at Amazon.com
