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Song Parodies -> "Dude Looks Like He's Jesus"

Original Song Title:

"Dude Looks Like a Lady"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Dude Looks Like He's Jesus"

Parody Written by:

Jon Clemence

The Lyrics

Okay, in order for this to be funny (I hope) you have to know that people tell me I "look like Jesus" ALL THE TIME because I have a beard and semi-long hair. So before you read this imagine that someone tells you, "You look like Jesus," at least once a day, and imagine how incredibly annoying it would get after, say, a few months. And then you will be in the right state of mind.
Dude looks like he's Jesus
Dude looks like he's Jesus
Dude looks like he's Jesus
Dude looks like he's Jesus

Walking down an aisle in the store
I'm waiting just to hear it once more
I have a beard, shoulder-length hair
Even though I'm no Jew
But you know no one cares, that's right

Just trying to do my own thing
And I'm not some divine human being
Forgive me if I seem out of line
But I have been told this just too many times

Dude looks like he's Jesus
Dude looks like he's Jesus
Dude looks like he's Jesus
Dude looks like he's Jesus

So read the Good Book cover to cover
And pretty soon I think you'll discover
That Jesus' hair is not ever described
You know those pictures in church
They're just gentile lies

Dude looks like he's Jesus
Dude looks like he's Jesus
Dude looks like he's Jesus
Dude looks like he's Jesus

(Maybe I'm a little uptight)
But I act with disgust
(Maybe I'm a little uptight)
When they when they when they all say
(Maybe I'm a little uptight)
That I look like Jesus
(Maybe I'm a little uptight)
no more, no more, no more, no more

Oooh....what a stupid comment
I get it get it get it all the time
Ooh...I hate that comment
Yeow...wak ak ak ak ow

Dude looks like he's Jesus
Dude look like he's Jesus
Dude looks like he's Jesus...woh
Dude looks like he's Jesus
(repeat ad naseum)
Click here to see if I really do look like Jesus! (Nothing nasty, so get your mind out of the gutter, sicko.)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.1
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   5
 2   1
 3   2
 4   2
 5   0

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Princess Ana - March 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Pacing needs work, but at least it's original. Which is good. Jesus had dark skin and hair in reality, but anyway.
outofthisworld - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
i wasn't aware anyone really knew what the 'real' jesus looked like but yeah, pacing does need some work. otherwise, it's five by five
Frankie - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I knew this guy who looked like he was Jesus... I think a couple of my friends and I hung out the car window and called him that too. Maybe that was you. lol. Anyway, good parody.

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