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"Britney Sucks"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

I'm so sick of that bisexual, sillicon-enhanced dimwit. This song is also dedicated to these frikin' dumb lame-ass posers who think they rock: Avril Lavigne, Hillary Duff, N'Sync, and so on... PS: This is written from memory so please excuse any really poor pacing, or misplaced parts of the song.

Britney! Britney! Britney! Britney!
Britney! Britney! Britney! Britney!

She enlarged, her breast size by a ton
Kissed Madonna, played 'round with "Jus-ton"
Her voice sucks, it sounds just like poo
And ya know there's nothing, that you can do

Size of her bum, a'tractin' everyone
The sound of her voice, we should all shun
You know - Britney sucks!

Rode in a friend's car, tunred on the radio
For a good tune, but we got Britney,
And it was too soon.
I was so sick, and tired of this bitch
Turned off that shit, so sick of it
Yeah she, she, she's such a swine

Well I was quakin' in the knees
Could you shut her up, please?
Yeah it really melts my mind-
Britney sucks!, yeah, you know Britney sucks!

I say yeah! She sounds like crap
She! Should be slapped
I say yeah! She sounds like crap
She! Should be slapped
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Britney sucks!

Britney sucks! Yeah, ah, Britney sucks!
Britney sucks! Britney sucks! Britney sucks!
Well, you know Britney sucks!!!--

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 2

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spuddyfunt - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
A man after my own heart.
Fitu - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
You know why you said Britney sucks because she got herself coded and busted because you is responsible for her stuff me NO How about Arcade and Ra'akone NO what about The DJ's NO, and what about her songs NO.
Marissa - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I didn't feel like voting I just want to say Yes, Britney really does suck! Especially compared to AC/DC, but then don't most people???
"Jus-ton" Timberlake - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
And I liked it.
daniel - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
it shoud have goten 111 but sence britney sucks so much i give u 333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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