Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi

Don't you want a shirt for you
It's right on your screen
Just get the phone and dial
If you know what I mean
Give a call to QVC
And Jim will give you a shirt
Its on a sale
It'll come in the mail
The delivery will come next week

(Chorus)
You're on QVC, Shopping show
QVC, better by that shirt
QVC, better get a skirt
QVC, its on a discount price

It's clean, it's green, it's lean
The perfect size
Now what is on QVC?
A clock!
So get out the phone
Get out the cash
The package on your porch
It's a race car
It's a booklet on SARS
Don't you mess it up!

(Chorus)

QVC, Oi, oi, oi
QVC, Oi, oi, oi
QVC, Oi, oi, oi
QVC, Oi, oi, oi

QVC, Oi
Its on a sale (oi, oi)
QVC, Oi,
You'll get it in the mail
QVC
It's a heavy load
QVC
Turn on QVC!