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Song Parodies -> "Big Buns"

Original Song Title:

"Big Gun"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Big Buns"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

AC/DC rocks!
Herd it on the radio, people on the TV
Workout class shaping their ass,
Saggy cheeks meet exercise machine
Lifting them up and sahping around
Butt cheek fantasy
There's a fat man coming in
To work out his lifelong dream
Don't let them be weak, don't let them be strong
Do it the right way, 'cause my butt looks so wrong

Big buns, big buns
Number one big buns
Big buns squash the hell out of you

Workout benches, weight room stenches
Bootin' out goody goods
Shakes the ground, when they're around
Get buns think as maple wood
If they are sagged, you're getting so nagged
Shape the ass up on you
Assified, lady's fillers, preyin' they won't sit on you
They butter you up, and make you bench press
You're getting abs, but your buttocks are less

Big buns, big buns
Number one big buns
Big buns squash the hell out of you
Slow down, yeah!

Big buns, big buns
Number one
Hmmmmm, ahhhh, ahhhhh,
yeah, yeah, hmmmmmm
Blubber, blubber, blubber,
Blubber, blubber, blubber,
Big buns, got some hot ones
Big buns, shaped up and flexed
Big buns, hot or not
Got big buns, ready or not
Big buns, give it, give them a shot
Come on!

(big buns, big buns, big buns...)
Workout benches, weight room stenches
(big buns, big buns, big buns...)
Thigh-a-nator, flex them later
(big buns, big buns, big buns...)
Big buns squash the hell out of you

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Wild Man - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, AC-DC Rocks! Lyrics needed a little kick , and a few surprises. Good effort .
MarijuanaLover - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
you ruined the song

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