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Song Parodies -> "Big Boobs"

Original Song Title:

"Big Balls"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Big Boobs"

Parody Written by:

Phil "Taiki Ishumaru"

The Lyrics

in the mid ninetys, ECW recruited an "extremist" named Balls Mahoney. his theme song was called "big balls" and it was performed by AC/DC. being a fan of the old ECW, i re-wrote his old theme and called it "Big boobs"
well i've come out of my 3rd surgery
i couldn't feel it, but they said it hurt me
now i can't stand up straight anymore but who cares, who?
now i'll drop the boys dead cause i've got big boobs

i've got big boobs
i've got big boobs
such big boobs
bouncy big boobs
and she's got big boobs, he's got big boobs
but we've got the biggest, boobs of them all

and my boobs are always bouncing
and my bra cups always full
and the boys come and come again
if your face in my cleavge
no one can squish it harder
you'll be so happy you'll act like chris tucker

I've got big boobs
i've got big boobs
really big boobs
fat fat boobs
and she's got big boobs, he's got big boobs
but we've got the biggest boobs of them all

some boobs are shown for charity
some for big protests
but when they're squeezed by guys they're the boobs i like best
my boobies are like barbie's
only mine are real
and they're only for display, they can't be stealed

I've got big boobs
very big boobs
real boobies
huge boobies
she's got big boobs, and he's got big boobs
but we got the biggest boobies overall

oh, we got big boobs
we got big boobs
we got big boobs
we got big boobs
we got big boobs
we got big boobs
and we got the biggest boobs of them all

bigger bigger
big and bigger
not tiny
nor slimy
(guitar fades)
it always seems like supermodels who already have boobs already too big get their boobs bigger. so i joked about it.

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Shadow - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry man, but being a fan of AC/DC i can't say this is that good... I woulda liekd it had u made it all innuendo rather then out plain and open... or at least make more sense... sorry man 3/3/3
Dylan Baranski - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Actually, the OS was performed in the 70's. It was re-used as Balls Mahoney's theme in the 90's. P.S.: I do not want to see you with big boobs, I only want to see hot girls with big boobs.

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