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Aaron Bosen

The Lyrics

This was caused by playing Command and Conquer: Tiberian Dawn for several hours on end and listening to AC-DC at the same time. At least, I think it was. Shortly before the Noddies trashed my base in game, (due to my forgetting to pause when writing this) I started scratching this out.
(Nod) (Nod) (Nod)
(Nod) (Nod) (Nod)
(Nod) (Nod) (Nod)
(Nod) (Nod) (Nod)
(Nod) (Nod) (Nod)

See my harvester from darkness,
on your EVA screen
Out for what I can get,
tiberium's what I mean
Noddies to the left of me
Moebius to the right
Got my men, got my life
Ain't going without a fight

Cause in CNC, I'm a fright
(CNC)at least I'll finish the fight
CNC)Orca with a rocket load
(CNC)Watch your refinery explooode

I'm angry, mean and unclean
Kane's a wanted man
Humanity's enemy number 1
Close up your theater, lock down your base
Tighten up the rear, and see a visceroid's face
Kane is back in town,
So please, don't mess around

Cause in CNC I'm a fright
CNC won't win the fight
CNC early loads,
Watch your base explode

(CNC) (Nod)(Nod) (Nod)
(CNC) (Nod)(Nod) (Nod)
(CNC) (Nod)(Nod) (Nod)
(CNC) (Nod)(Nod) (Nod)
(CNC), and I'll win this fight! (Nod) (Nod) (Nod)
(CNC) My power's low (Nod) Nod) (Nod)
(CNC) watch 'em exploooode!

*Off in the distance somewhere, is heard a mechanical voice saying "nuclear missile launched...*

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Pacing: 5.0
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Jeff Reuben - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Haven't played those games, but I get the idea, and love the original song.
Aaron Bosen - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks. There's a thing in stores now called the C&C first decade pack. If you don't mind RTS's and sci fi-ish FPS's, it's a decent buy. The song's loosely based off my experience playing the first game in the series for the first time in nearly 5 years yesterday. Namely, I didn't do very well at it.
Larry Hensley - March 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I also haven't played those games, but enjoyed the parody.
Aaron Bosen - March 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks. This is the first parody I've written and submitted somewhere. Wasn't sure what reaction to expect to it.

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