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Song Parodies -> "Chicken Pox"

Original Song Title:

"Moneytalks"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"Chicken Pox"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

I would've done one called "Monkeypox", but found it too hard when I tried, so I just stuck with this.
Itchy face, chafing scars
Big black swells, and ointment tar
Little specks, all on my skin
And this fever I've got makes my head itch and spin
The doctor said "boy" - "Just listen to me"
"Here's what you do - get lots of sleep"
Hey, Dr. Man, please cure me soon
I'm itchy, i'm hurting, I'm crazy as a loon

Come on, come on, help me, it aint funny
Come on, come on, get rid of all my chicken pox
Come on, come on, help me, it aint funny
Come on, come on, get rid of all my chicken pox

A red face, breaking out
I'm dead now, without a doubt
I've had enough, please cure me now
I - think I might- even have mad cow
The doctor said "boy" - "Just listen to me"
"Here's what you do - get lots of sleep"
Hey, doctor man, please help me out
These pocks make me itch, scream and shout

Come on, come on, help me, it aint funny
Come on, come on, get rid of all my chicken pox
Come on, come on, help me, it aint funny
Come on, come on, get rid of all my chicken pox

Chicken pox, BS talks
Chicken pox, come on, come on

Come on, come on, help me, it aint funny
Come on, come on, get rid of all my chicken pox
Come on, come on, help me, it aint funny
Come on, come on, get rid of all my chicken pox

Chicken pox, chicken pox, pox, pox
Well ah chicken pox - Chicken pox!
Ah - yeah!

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Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 2

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 3   1
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The Great Karlando - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing's kinda off in some places...and actually after I read it again, I think I'd change the 3 to a 4. My bad. This was pretty good. Like the idea, love the original.
Agrimorfee - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I upped Karlando's Pace Rating, 444 for you.

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