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Song Parodies -> "How Do U Haunt It"

Original Song Title:

"How Do U Want It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

2pac

Parody Song Title:

"How Do U Haunt It"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

Ghouling 101
Chorus: how do you haunt it?
Cause so much fear
Resurrect all these specters in the gasp game
Sleeping in a casket, bringin' tears
How do you haunt it?
Marin' 'me squeal
Movin' up got your visage in the mask game
Passing through your past plane
You're for real

Verse 1: first they gotta aggravate your spirit, you've been cast out
Gets a human freakin' out so bad, they 'bout to pass out
Wanna fear you? Then please don't even try and "boo" it
When walls are aggregatin', you can walk right through it
Hide beneath the bed, oh yeah you find me fiendin'
Parents thinkin' I'm bad dreams, so keep fabrication' the screamin'
Now if you wanna ghost with me, then here's your chance
Bein' shady in the driveway, polties hidin' in their van
Forgive me, I'm a dyer, still I'm just chilling man
All I do is haunting, murder fame, I'm a killing man
Mr. Incorporeal, Phantom of the Opera
Just like Godfather, can't resist what I offer ya
We give them heebie-jeebs, insane Genesis
My favorite's when I take over the dog, call an exorcist
Witness as we creep to a slow speed, creep what a ghost needs
Learn to palm read, plant a bad seed
Encroaching ghoulies with a passion, been a long stay
Cuz I'm just driven by reactions, Edvard Munch way
My body is hangin', baby I love that I'm so buoyant
Time to get into funny business
Not ask me how I haunt

Chorus: how do you haunt it?
Cause so much fear
Resurrect all these specters in the gasp game
Sleeping in a casket, bringin' tears
How do you haunt it?
Marin' 'me squeal
Movin' up got your visage in the mask game
Passing through your past plane
You're for real

Verse 2: tell me, is it cool to haunt?
Do ya think it's fun to stalk?
Are you a ghoul or what?
Possession of their mom, it's just chaotic, demonic
Guess I'm somewhat psychotic
I cause emissions of visions like they been sippin' Hypnotik
Back and forth like a soccer player, I'm up inside ya
I ain't yieldin' to a simple prayer, don't even try it
In-N-Out just like a burger joint, I'll probably be a quoin
And let y'all rest on top of me, get you haunting these
Nights full of howlin' ways, a slaughtered legend
You won't last the night to see the day, you'll all be slain
And Freddy Krueger is a sleepy loser
Instead if tryna slash humans you attack a snoozer
List of abusers- Mike Myers, Mr. Vorhees
You're too slow to ever creaky catch those debasing teens
You're weak, so I gotta hit you with the hard facts
You call those creeps? Two slo-mo minions in a daft mask
I never leave my seat, they always wonder where I dwell
Was born in Hell- too bad that none of you will live to tell
Now everybody talk in' to me, I could give a boo
Ask an Ouija and I'll answe
Now just ask me how I haunt it

Chorus: how do you haunt it?
Cause so much fear
Resurrect all these specters in the gasp game
Sleeping in a casket, bringin' tears
How do you haunt it?
Marin' 'me squeal
Movin' up got your visage in the mask game
Passing through your past plane
You're for real

Raised by a youth, tell the truth, a kid named Scoob
Just had to get some kinda proof, because he was such a goof
He was a skeptic teenager, zero faith, God stranger
You lose, was quite a wager
My emissaries are lookin' worried, they paranoid of gettin' buried
All of us gibbon' for the cemetery
Their only hope to survive if they wish to stay alive
Terrified, see the demons a 'fore their eyes, and then they die
I wanna live inside a doll, go home with civilians
And while they're chillin', kill'em all
These axes got me crossed up and people tryna cut me
Idiots up in my business and they actin' like they'll bust me
Ha ha ha, I monster mash out, squeal out
I like to spook, no fluke to spook is in my wheelhouse
You ready for my Boo-ness? You better cuz I flaunt it
When you see me tell a spirit, how Do I haunt it
How do I haunt it?

Chorus: how do you haunt it?
Cause so much fear
Resurrect all these specters in the gasp game
Sleeping in a casket, bringin' tears
How do you haunt it?
Marin' 'me squeal
Movin' up got your visage in the mask game
Passing through your past plane
You're for real

Chorus: how do you haunt it?
Cause so much fear
Resurrect all these specters in the gasp game
Sleeping in a casket, bringin' tears
How do you haunt it?
Marin' 'me squeal
Movin' up got your visage in the mask game
Passing through your past plane
You're for real

Chorus: how do you haunt it?
Cause so much fear
Resurrect all these specters in the gasp game
Sleeping in a casket, bringin' tears
How do you haunt it?
Marin' 'me squeal
Movin' up got your visage in the mask game
Passing through your past plane
You're for real

Chorus: how do you haunt it?
Cause so much fear
Resurrect all these specters in the gasp game
Sleeping in a casket, bringin' tears...
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Agrimorfee - February 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Some great lines (Resurrect all these specters..I cause emissions of visions like they been sippin' Hypnotik....In-N-Out like a burger joint...), but also with so many lifts of the OS, too. I think if take more time to flesh it out, you would have a 555 Halloween rap. As such, I gotta say 554.
Matthias - February 23, 2015 - Report this comment
This was pretty good I wish you varied the choruses more. You got stuck kind of like how I did with the "shake it, shake it baby" part in the song that I parodied.
bobpiecheese - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wow, it's been a while since I've seen a parody that repeated the choruses. The verses were great, if a bit clunky and OS-lifty, but the repeated choruses definitely drag this down. Gotta go with Agri on this one, 554.
Abbott Skelding - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
In most instances, I would grimace at lifting from the original song...but I think in rap songs (especially fast ones) it's okay because it keeps your eyes moving without losing your place. I thought this was incredibly well done, so many great lines...my only thing is the repeating chorus. But other than that, excellent!
Max Power - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
As far as one would know, nothing will haunt Tupac fans more than...you know.

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