-> "Insomnia Sucks"
Original Song Title:
"California Love" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Insomnia… I’m never sleepy
Insomnia… It makes me weepy
It’s a pity… Still awake
It’s a pity… Stuck on my cot
It’s a pity… My blankets of cotton
Are simply tauntin’, they’re pretty rotten
At night when you’re all sleeping, It's my rile, vile mess
A case that’s incurable, you sleepers are blessed
A nap would be awesome when I'm snug in my bed
There’s no rest for the weary cause it's pretty complex
Doesn't take Einstein, mate, to go sleep when sleepy
My case is a bummer cause I sure seem creepy
A glimpse of Mr. Sandman would be sweet
Sheep heap and I'm countin' them leap but I'm beat
Can't turn of my brain, So I sneer at the damn moon
Until it is sunny inside my bedroom
I know I'd survive in "A Nightmare on Elm Street"
Freddy's pacing, He won't get a chance to go slash me
Sawin' wood, Beddy-Bye and Hit the Hay
Those phrases are so dumb, Can't follow what they say
REM's hindered, Michael Stipe save the day
No covers of down help
Insomnia (Insomnia)... It's pretty sucky (It's pretty sucky)
Insomnia (Bed Post)... Though pillow's fluffy (Hit the snooze)
It's so shitty... In dismay! (Shitty, In dismay)
It's so shitty... Try all I want (Try all I want)
It's so shitty... Till I'm in a coffin (Till I'm in a coffin, yeah)
Sleep is no option (Sleep is no option), It's all I wanted...
Damn, Just let me sleep!
Snoozin', Snoozin' Daily
Snoozin', Snoozin' Lazy
Snoozin', Snoozin' Wishing
No avail, It's getting stale, Bedtime with no dreamin'
As soon as I slip in the sheets, It's such a goofy feelin'
I should be sleepy but not at all
The strife of a wide-eyed failure, Your hours fly but mine crawl
I don't get drowsy, Where I'm quiet and I'm cozy on my bed all night
I'm awake, You're wearing socks and jammies (That's right)
Suck your thumbs, hold teddy bears, close eyed, I envy you
Flossin' and teeth brushin', Dental hygeine's needed too
Jealous cause your passed out... So I'm snide
I might exercise but won't reach a tiredness
Jogging and hiking it won't do crap, It's my plight
I won't go no mo time's blown and I groan, man
Till old and gray
And I am embalmed in the grave
I'll be finally laid, Each day it's the same
From bunk beds to futons
And four posters, I've used lots
Sleeping for me is just gruesome
Insomnia (Insomnia)... It happens nightly (Sleep's not for this dude)
Insomnia... It's quite unsightly
Isn't pretty (The clock tolls)... Color's drained (All drained)
Isn't pretty... My eyes are blood shot (That's right)
Isn't pretty... Approach me with caution (Yup, yup)
I keep on yawnin', Slumber I'm wantin'
God, Let me sleep...
Snorin', Snorin' Proudly
Snorin', Snorin' Loudly
Snorin', Snorin' Soundly
Snorin', Snorin' Barely...
Uh, yeah, uh, uh, "Just Sleep!" yells my spouse, uh, yeah
Laid down but am definitely not passed out
Hey, I'm still awake and pretty pissed
Sleepin' Beauty went to bed!
Yeah, Sugar plums, sugar plums, Not in my head, I'm glum
Even that Snow White is now fast asleep, Bite me
Rip Van Winkle! Rip Van Winkle! Not this lad!
Rest in peace y'all, rest in peace, rest in peace
(Catch these Z's, Yeah!)
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