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Song Parodies -> "So Many Fears"

Original Song Title:

"So Many Tears"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"So Many Fears"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

I fear eveything, i'm a wuss
I cry when I imagine death
I have so many fears
Counselors, helping me

I can't watch a movie, without a long pee
Mona Lisa Smile half to death scared me
At night if its dark I will not rest
Without a night light, i'll start crying a mess
See me frying bacon?
I forget how to fry, I will cry
Went to see The Ring, crapped my pants
Theather was dark, I was freaked
I saw some lighting, you should have seen my red cheeks
Again I pee
Once I tried to ski
And like usual you'd see crying me
Have so many fears

Lord i'm frightened of my peers
I have so many fears
Lord I saw a big deer
Have so may fears

Now I got a haircut and shrieked so loud
Everyone just stared and made no single sound
I see a doc, and he looks scary
Like Michael Jackson with an old face thats hairy
God can ya help me?
Give me self defense so I can give my friends some pain
And when they touch me i'm not deranged
I'm so damn scared
I will slap high fives, and then I cry
It hurts my little hand, they hit me WAM!
My life is all just scaredom so stay away
If you must know let me say
Have so many fears

Lord i'm frightened of my peers
I have so many fears
Lord I saw a big deer
Have so may fears

LOOK!! theres a baby thats crying
It hurts my ears, i'm crying too, and can't stop whining
High fives scare me, boy they hurt
You should see me
When I watch Sesame Street i'm scared of Bert
My first horror movie, I couldn't sleep
For a couple months until I finally erased it out of my mind
I went to Disney, to have fun, but I would run
Back to the future nearly crapped out my buns
When I see tools they look sharp so I cry
I burnt my mouth in pain, with just a frozen fry
No happiness, just a scared life
Dreams that i'll die from the miracle blade knifes
Will I ever watch a movie, and will not sobb
Or will I never be normal and live the life of a frog

Lord i'm frightened of my peers
I have so many fears
Lord I saw a big deer
Have so may fears

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