We've got kegs, we know how to tap them
Invite the chicks, we're so drunk we slap them
Watch us all chug, life of the party
Some guy got slugged, think it was Marty
Inebriated, won't debate it, we're not alright

We've got kegs, beer by the gallon
Can't feel our legs, another guy's fallen
We throw a kegger, everybody's drinkin
Look like beggars, what were we thinkin?
Rule the frat, laid out flat, we're not alright

We had kegs, we knew how to tap them
Cops came over, were so drunk we slapped them
My head hurts, hangover from Hell
Just gets worse, sittin' in this cell
Drinkin' ale, land in jail, just not my night
Just not my night